TooMuchCake🍰
@toomuchcake.bsky.social
🔞🔞MDNI🔞🔞 | She/her/they | 40s | Taken
Call me Cake! Ungovernable swamp witch with a penchant for horror and memes. 😌✨💖
Call me Cake! Ungovernable swamp witch with a penchant for horror and memes. 😌✨💖
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My wife knows my sense of humor so well. She just texted this to me from across the room with a big smile. We are nerds.
December 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My wife knows my sense of humor so well. She just texted this to me from across the room with a big smile. We are nerds.
I seriously can't recommend this game enough, it's AMAZING 💖💖💖💖
a video game called enshrouded is being played on a computer .
ALT: a video game called enshrouded is being played on a computer .
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December 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I seriously can't recommend this game enough, it's AMAZING 💖💖💖💖
The Holiday slalom is complete! I can FINALLY take this goddamned bra off
a woman in a red dress is walking into a room with a piano .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is walking into a room with a piano .
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December 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The Holiday slalom is complete! I can FINALLY take this goddamned bra off
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Happy Boxing Day! ❄️ Remember that little art giveaway I did a while back? Well after FINALLY finding the energy to claw my way out of the pit that is crippling depression (at least for 5 minutes), I finally finished all 18 of the winning doodles!
Thanks again to everyone who entered! 🎨💕
Thanks again to everyone who entered! 🎨💕
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Happy Boxing Day! ❄️ Remember that little art giveaway I did a while back? Well after FINALLY finding the energy to claw my way out of the pit that is crippling depression (at least for 5 minutes), I finally finished all 18 of the winning doodles!
Thanks again to everyone who entered! 🎨💕
Thanks again to everyone who entered! 🎨💕
Describe your Bsky account in one image
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Describe your Bsky account in one image
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Habari Gani my friends and a happy Kwanzaa to you all! Seeing that it's the first day of Kwanzaa, I wanted to share with you this labor I love I made about my culture and my community. I hope you all enjoy! 🖤❤️💚
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[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: [F4A] Habari Gani! Your Best Friend Invites You To Learn About Kwanzaa Tags: [SFW] [Improv] [Best Friend] [Kwanzaa] [Holiday Prep]
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December 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Habari Gani my friends and a happy Kwanzaa to you all! Seeing that it's the first day of Kwanzaa, I wanted to share with you this labor I love I made about my culture and my community. I hope you all enjoy! 🖤❤️💚
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denounce algorithms, embrace whimsy
December 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
denounce algorithms, embrace whimsy
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Psst, it’s a special day for a certain (very cute) boy! Maybe, just maaaaybe, we could help fund the item that he has on his throne wishlist… 🤔🤭🎉
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December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Psst, it’s a special day for a certain (very cute) boy! Maybe, just maaaaybe, we could help fund the item that he has on his throne wishlist… 🤔🤭🎉
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Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all who celebrate 💖🎄🌟
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all who celebrate 💖🎄🌟
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Christmas Party 😌🎄🌟
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
How I’m showing up to the Bluesky Christmas Party 😌🎄🌟
Someone recommend a horror movie I can fall asleep to, my normal serial killer podcasts aren't doing it tonight 😭😭
a cartoon of spongebob making a funny face
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December 24, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Someone recommend a horror movie I can fall asleep to, my normal serial killer podcasts aren't doing it tonight 😭😭
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Late night writing ✨Live on Tw!tch
December 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Late night writing ✨Live on Tw!tch
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🚨 NEW AUDIO 🚨
the man you hired will give you exactly what you paid for. one night of pleasure - no strings, no shame.
LISTEN HERE - tinyurl.com/49pjh243
✍️ @megscribbles.bsky.social
🔊 @pointyaux.bsky.social
🗣️ @anonbritvoice.bsky.social
the man you hired will give you exactly what you paid for. one night of pleasure - no strings, no shame.
LISTEN HERE - tinyurl.com/49pjh243
✍️ @megscribbles.bsky.social
🔊 @pointyaux.bsky.social
🗣️ @anonbritvoice.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🚨 NEW AUDIO 🚨
the man you hired will give you exactly what you paid for. one night of pleasure - no strings, no shame.
LISTEN HERE - tinyurl.com/49pjh243
✍️ @megscribbles.bsky.social
🔊 @pointyaux.bsky.social
🗣️ @anonbritvoice.bsky.social
the man you hired will give you exactly what you paid for. one night of pleasure - no strings, no shame.
LISTEN HERE - tinyurl.com/49pjh243
✍️ @megscribbles.bsky.social
🔊 @pointyaux.bsky.social
🗣️ @anonbritvoice.bsky.social
D O N E
The fact that I hadn't subbed yet is the worst!! I thought I had ages ago!!
The fact that I hadn't subbed yet is the worst!! I thought I had ages ago!!
Ok you lot, my buddy Jarl is having a time of it right now. So until the end of January if you subscribe to his subscribestar or patron, let me know and you can have a free month of subscription to my novel RibbonSail.com at voidwalker level. This enjoy a little sapphic Sci-Fi with your man moans.
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
D O N E
The fact that I hadn't subbed yet is the worst!! I thought I had ages ago!!
The fact that I hadn't subbed yet is the worst!! I thought I had ages ago!!
QTP with a gif from your favorite comfort show(s)!
December 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
QTP with a gif from your favorite comfort show(s)!
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‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
‘How the South Won the Civil War’ 💯🎯
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
@hcrichardson.bsky.social
God, I have so much trouble enjoying myself cause of these same thoughts 😅😭
I would really like someone to tell me to lie back so they can leisurely go down on me with no pressure and then I can just completely relax and enjoy it without worrying that their tongue is getting tired or that they’re bored or that I’m not coming quickly enough.
December 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
God, I have so much trouble enjoying myself cause of these same thoughts 😅😭
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While Bari Weiss scrambled to remove the video from YouTube, the Canadian bootleg I posted on Substack last night is still there.
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
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December 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
While Bari Weiss scrambled to remove the video from YouTube, the Canadian bootleg I posted on Substack last night is still there.
Behold! Cake-a-pus! 😂😂
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Behold! Cake-a-pus! 😂😂
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swallowing my pride to post this
the job market continues to be Hot Ass and bills + the holiday season have me stressing a lil
if y'all like what i post and have anything to spare, it'd be appreciated, but i know that times are tight for everyone, so zero pressure <3
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the job market continues to be Hot Ass and bills + the holiday season have me stressing a lil
if y'all like what i post and have anything to spare, it'd be appreciated, but i know that times are tight for everyone, so zero pressure <3
throne.com/bnnuyburnva
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December 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
swallowing my pride to post this
the job market continues to be Hot Ass and bills + the holiday season have me stressing a lil
if y'all like what i post and have anything to spare, it'd be appreciated, but i know that times are tight for everyone, so zero pressure <3
throne.com/bnnuyburnva
the job market continues to be Hot Ass and bills + the holiday season have me stressing a lil
if y'all like what i post and have anything to spare, it'd be appreciated, but i know that times are tight for everyone, so zero pressure <3
throne.com/bnnuyburnva
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If you haven’t already, make sure you wish my delightful friend @lethiaafterhours.bsky.social a happy birthday!!! She under the weather so let’s give her all lots of love today!!
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December 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
If you haven’t already, make sure you wish my delightful friend @lethiaafterhours.bsky.social a happy birthday!!! She under the weather so let’s give her all lots of love today!!
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🏍️ BRAND NEW AUDIO🏍️
'Leather and Iron' by @sirensofsin.bsky.social, voiced by yours truly, soundscape by @jessietheva.bsky.social
Anyone for a slightly possessive Mdom motorbike riding bouncer? 👀
Give it some love right here
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'Leather and Iron' by @sirensofsin.bsky.social, voiced by yours truly, soundscape by @jessietheva.bsky.social
Anyone for a slightly possessive Mdom motorbike riding bouncer? 👀
Give it some love right here
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
🏍️ BRAND NEW AUDIO🏍️
'Leather and Iron' by @sirensofsin.bsky.social, voiced by yours truly, soundscape by @jessietheva.bsky.social
Anyone for a slightly possessive Mdom motorbike riding bouncer? 👀
Give it some love right here
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
'Leather and Iron' by @sirensofsin.bsky.social, voiced by yours truly, soundscape by @jessietheva.bsky.social
Anyone for a slightly possessive Mdom motorbike riding bouncer? 👀
Give it some love right here
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...