Why are you trying to rage bait me with my own internal monologue?

It’d be so cool to share some of what I’ve been writing and practicing, but on the other hand… ew.

Always my favorite advice to follow.

Burnout is not right, because most things that burn out do so as a part of their normal course of use. You strip a screw by applying too much torque. That's not how screws are supposed to be.

It absolutely does, and I was debating whether to say that explicitly, but you did, so thank you.

“Oh but they don’t really believe what they’re saying.” Yeah, okay? Their marks do.

I'm getting my dad a cribbage board, and my mom some fancy puzzles.

ACDAB

I’ll grab you a bottle on the way home.

The good work done here makes it so much more perplexing when Netflix originals disappear from the site.