Psychopomp and Circumstance
@toomuchmoxie.bsky.social
Multimedia autist.
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Hearing more stories about women being charged after their young children ate their gummies. Do me a simple favor and get a little lockbox for them (the gummies, not the kids).
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Hearing more stories about women being charged after their young children ate their gummies. Do me a simple favor and get a little lockbox for them (the gummies, not the kids).
This is my #1. Some day I will make this Goosploitation film.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This is my #1. Some day I will make this Goosploitation film.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
Honk honk.
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Honk honk.
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying
"the USPS is a miracle. it's in the constitution. for the price of a single stamp you can send a letter across the country, from Hawaii to Maine. Trump is trying to take that away from you. He's attacking Christmas cards and wedding invitations. It's un-American and it has to stop."
December 5, 2025 at 2:10 PM
since we're doing USPS discourse again, a reminder of what Dems should be saying
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This came to me in a dream
December 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
This came to me in a dream
I still draw.
December 4, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I still draw.
My bass teacher is moving to AZ at the end of the year, and he says I’m probably ready to join a band anyway. I want to respect his opinion as a teacher and professional musician, but not if it means thinking positively about myself, you know?
December 4, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My bass teacher is moving to AZ at the end of the year, and he says I’m probably ready to join a band anyway. I want to respect his opinion as a teacher and professional musician, but not if it means thinking positively about myself, you know?
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This is the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped, so instead of being annoying about posting my list, I’m going to be annoying about not having a Spotify.
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
This is the first year I don’t have a Spotify wrapped, so instead of being annoying about posting my list, I’m going to be annoying about not having a Spotify.
Three is the perfect number of people to have in a conversation.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Three is the perfect number of people to have in a conversation.
If my doctor told be I had a tumor, I would be like "oh shit," but if my doctor told me my tumor was shaped like Houston TX, I would be like "oh fuck, shit shit shit shit."
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If my doctor told be I had a tumor, I would be like "oh shit," but if my doctor told me my tumor was shaped like Houston TX, I would be like "oh fuck, shit shit shit shit."
I've been struggling for a while to describe exactly how I've felt for a while, and I finally figured it out. I feel like a stripped screw.
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I've been struggling for a while to describe exactly how I've felt for a while, and I finally figured it out. I feel like a stripped screw.
I don’t know if I’d call all grifting “evil” per se, but if your grift requires you to do a really convincing imitation of evil, then that’s evil.
December 3, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I don’t know if I’d call all grifting “evil” per se, but if your grift requires you to do a really convincing imitation of evil, then that’s evil.
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Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Was reminded of my very favorite tweet of all time today:
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Why am I getting ads for sports betting? I’m not your target audience. I can assure you.
December 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Why am I getting ads for sports betting? I’m not your target audience. I can assure you.
I’ve been on a “perplexing” kick lately (I say the word “perplexing” a lot) and there’s nothing perplexing about that at all (it’s the ADHD)
December 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’ve been on a “perplexing” kick lately (I say the word “perplexing” a lot) and there’s nothing perplexing about that at all (it’s the ADHD)
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For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
Jeffries says not to expect Democrats to pursue Hegseth impeachment over boat strikes
"Republicans will never allow articles of impeachment to be brought to the floor," he said.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
For some reason Democratic leaders seem to prefer telling voters what they won’t be able to do, rather than what they’d like to do.
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
If Hegseth ordered a war crime and lied about it, shouldn’t Ds try for impeachment? Put Rs on the spot. They might get a few defections.
www.axios.com/2025/12/01/j...
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Homemade Moxie on the horizon.
December 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Homemade Moxie on the horizon.
When the baby won’t latch, those are nopeles.
December 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When the baby won’t latch, those are nopeles.
I’d rather be accused of psychopathy than have sweat drip down my ass crack.
To everyone who prefers winter over summer: You're a psychopath.
December 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I’d rather be accused of psychopathy than have sweat drip down my ass crack.
There’s a guy who takes recordings of people doing mouth guitar noises and turns them into actual guitar riffs. The people mouthing the riffs have so much more artistic vision than anyone generating songs from AI prompts.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There’s a guy who takes recordings of people doing mouth guitar noises and turns them into actual guitar riffs. The people mouthing the riffs have so much more artistic vision than anyone generating songs from AI prompts.
I don’t want to die in my sleep. I wanna try to die in someone else’s sleep.
November 30, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don’t want to die in my sleep. I wanna try to die in someone else’s sleep.