Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
@toonarmy2112.bsky.social
I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
Great minds think alike pal. They also watch the darts.
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Great minds think alike pal. They also watch the darts.
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
I am feeling a bit silly about this after being subjected to that…
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I am feeling a bit silly about this after being subjected to that…
In a sporting gesture to our opponents today, I’m going to get Hammered.
That’s also likely to be the most civil thing I’ll say about them today.
Howay the fookin’ lads. Into these!
#nufc
That’s also likely to be the most civil thing I’ll say about them today.
Howay the fookin’ lads. Into these!
#nufc
November 2, 2025 at 12:32 PM
In a sporting gesture to our opponents today, I’m going to get Hammered.
That’s also likely to be the most civil thing I’ll say about them today.
Howay the fookin’ lads. Into these!
#nufc
That’s also likely to be the most civil thing I’ll say about them today.
Howay the fookin’ lads. Into these!
#nufc
BIG game today at some athletics track in Stratford.
Naturally, I’m optimistic as we’re fucking class at the minute.
Big Nick and his 1-metre dick to run the show.
Great chat.
#nufc
Naturally, I’m optimistic as we’re fucking class at the minute.
Big Nick and his 1-metre dick to run the show.
Great chat.
#nufc
November 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
BIG game today at some athletics track in Stratford.
Naturally, I’m optimistic as we’re fucking class at the minute.
Big Nick and his 1-metre dick to run the show.
Great chat.
#nufc
Naturally, I’m optimistic as we’re fucking class at the minute.
Big Nick and his 1-metre dick to run the show.
Great chat.
#nufc
Sexy fucking times (again). Phew.
November 1, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Sexy fucking times (again). Phew.
When European refs see a handball…..
October 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When European refs see a handball…..
Fancy us at 23/1 George?!
October 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Fancy us at 23/1 George?!
Big night for JJ. Thoughts Villa people?! Can you orchestrate educated opinions @dannygav.bsky.social?
October 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Big night for JJ. Thoughts Villa people?! Can you orchestrate educated opinions @dannygav.bsky.social?
I did have fleeting moments of admiration for Pards, usually for all the wrong reasons…
Terrible manager and Ashley apologist.
Top shagger. #nufc
Terrible manager and Ashley apologist.
Top shagger. #nufc
October 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I did have fleeting moments of admiration for Pards, usually for all the wrong reasons…
Terrible manager and Ashley apologist.
Top shagger. #nufc
Terrible manager and Ashley apologist.
Top shagger. #nufc
We weren’t really ‘at it’ but I’m not panicking (yet). Tuesday feels huge.
October 20, 2025 at 8:19 AM
We weren’t really ‘at it’ but I’m not panicking (yet). Tuesday feels huge.
Chancellor opens new department to ‘count the Moon’ in another effort to state the fucking obvious.
Next week, there’ll be an inquiry into gravity…
Next week, there’ll be an inquiry into gravity…
October 20, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Chancellor opens new department to ‘count the Moon’ in another effort to state the fucking obvious.
Next week, there’ll be an inquiry into gravity…
Next week, there’ll be an inquiry into gravity…
Reasonably healthy Super Sunday scran.
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Reasonably healthy Super Sunday scran.
Made my own ‘takeaway’ from scratch. Boom.
October 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Made my own ‘takeaway’ from scratch. Boom.
No surprises.
October 18, 2025 at 12:47 PM
No surprises.
Well the cricket was fun…
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Well the cricket was fun…
Cheeky little flutter on today’s PL games. Nailed on.
October 18, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Cheeky little flutter on today’s PL games. Nailed on.
I’m not wishing for an MH17 repeat, but…..
October 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’m not wishing for an MH17 repeat, but…..
