Ameobi’s Hokey Cokey
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I'm a #NUFC fan. My liver hates me, my bank account fears me, and my heart belongs to Shola Ameobi.
Our midfield is alreet. Our injured first choice full backs are a problem. Chelsea look good at the minute!
November 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Our midfield is alreet. Our injured first choice full backs are a problem. Chelsea look good at the minute!
Otherwise, that looks delicious.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Otherwise, that looks delicious.
Ketchup?! We need to organise help.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ketchup?! We need to organise help.
I’m sorry she seems to be a massive twat mate. You’re obviously not and will likely look back on this from a better place soon.
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I’m sorry she seems to be a massive twat mate. You’re obviously not and will likely look back on this from a better place soon.
He either seems world class or completely shit whenever I watch him play. No middle ground. I’d have him at the Toon in a heartbeat.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
He either seems world class or completely shit whenever I watch him play. No middle ground. I’d have him at the Toon in a heartbeat.
Proper football stadium. A dying breed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Proper football stadium. A dying breed.
Tomorrow is another day bro. I’m having an early night after yesterdays exploits. They refused to serve me shots as I was that mortal. They would serve me beer though, fools.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tomorrow is another day bro. I’m having an early night after yesterdays exploits. They refused to serve me shots as I was that mortal. They would serve me beer though, fools.
Hahah. I bet £10 and would win £290. I think us winning the champions league should probably pay me a few million!
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hahah. I bet £10 and would win £290. I think us winning the champions league should probably pay me a few million!
Chuffed to bits, Phil. I genuinely like to see the other local cubs doing well. They’re currently taking this piss a bit!
November 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Chuffed to bits, Phil. I genuinely like to see the other local cubs doing well. They’re currently taking this piss a bit!
29/1. I don’t gamble much. This is probably a good example as to why!
November 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
29/1. I don’t gamble much. This is probably a good example as to why!
Best chicken wings in the world!
November 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Best chicken wings in the world!
It’s on the Bigg Market. I used to live near the one in Nottingham and had a loyalty card at their Dallas venue.
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
It’s on the Bigg Market. I used to live near the one in Nottingham and had a loyalty card at their Dallas venue.
It’s a tough gig at the minute. We normally go on a winning streak around this time of the season. It looks quite unlikely currently!
November 9, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It’s a tough gig at the minute. We normally go on a winning streak around this time of the season. It looks quite unlikely currently!
I’m glad I have money on us winning the Champions League this year, as opposed to the League. I’d feel a bit silly otherwise!
November 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I’m glad I have money on us winning the Champions League this year, as opposed to the League. I’d feel a bit silly otherwise!
Great minds think alike pal. They also watch the darts.
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Great minds think alike pal. They also watch the darts.
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
I’m hanging out my ass after a day on the plonk yesterday. I found my new church…
It’s another series aiming for Peaky Blinders brilliance. It’s a decent effort.
I love ‘owt that’s dramatic but is linked to history. I should probably go out more…
I love ‘owt that’s dramatic but is linked to history. I should probably go out more…
November 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
It’s another series aiming for Peaky Blinders brilliance. It’s a decent effort.
I love ‘owt that’s dramatic but is linked to history. I should probably go out more…
I love ‘owt that’s dramatic but is linked to history. I should probably go out more…
It’s quite good x
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It’s quite good x