You know those kids toys are legit if they managed to get Staples on board!

Also feels like you could literally teach a health class about eating disorders with this

In case it’s useful, I think this is the image—ironically, hard to be sure, but if it doesn’t look like the number 70 to you, then I nailed it

What the fuck? Is there a script for posts with emoji instructions?

I don’t think I’ve seen a more unintentionally funny headline. I hope the onion writes an article with the exact same copy