Habeus Jocus
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The Law won't save you but a Taurus Judge will.
Always following 666.
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Always following 666.
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That's not what the American soul yearns for. There's an El Camino-sized hole in all our hearts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
That's not what the American soul yearns for. There's an El Camino-sized hole in all our hearts.
Trump has a type.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Trump has a type.
Damn, even Fox Business like:
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Damn, even Fox Business like:
I think you have to challenge this account to a duel:
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I think you have to challenge this account to a duel:
Dude can't believe she's just coming out and saying this out loud.
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Dude can't believe she's just coming out and saying this out loud.
Someone pls help.
My abrain she abroke.
My abrain she abroke.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Someone pls help.
My abrain she abroke.
My abrain she abroke.
A side dish? Goddamit. I guess I have to throw it in the trash.
November 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A side dish? Goddamit. I guess I have to throw it in the trash.
Captain Underpants or go straight to next level:
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Captain Underpants or go straight to next level:
Let's add some ladies to be fair.
36, aging like milk.
36, aging like milk.
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Let's add some ladies to be fair.
36, aging like milk.
36, aging like milk.
Let me check the chart...
Damn, you're right.
Damn, you're right.
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Let me check the chart...
Damn, you're right.
Damn, you're right.
Remember when she posted this?
Oh, just reminiscing.
Oh, just reminiscing.
November 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Remember when she posted this?
Oh, just reminiscing.
Oh, just reminiscing.
Mr Boss-ass mustache.
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Mr Boss-ass mustache.