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Read the Pentagon inspector general's full report on Hegseth’s use of Signal to discuss sensitive military strikes in Yemen earlier this year 👇
Read the Signalgate report
The Pentagon inspector general investigated whether Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth violated the agency’s standards for sharing classified information and put troops in danger.
www.politico.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
RFK Jr. cranking it to the audio book: mission accomplished.
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Look man, y'all can sleep on the 25 year old imports, more for me.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
They made it too long. That thing is buckling under the weight of those jet skis.
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
That's not what the American soul yearns for. There's an El Camino-sized hole in all our hearts.
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bout fucking time.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Someday there will be a World AI Day, and he WILL celebrate it.
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Is this kid stupid or just Italian?
December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Guess I'm walking into Whole Foods and slapping my used crap cam onto the return counter.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Pete Hegseth just found a new target at sea.
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Today's roundtable: the male g-spot. Fuct or friction? Only on the Tucker Show.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"So you see, the hollow earth contains more surface area than the so-called 'real world.' This concludes my TED talk."
December 3, 2025 at 11:47 PM
N-word death rattle when?
December 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Every mobster needs their bookies.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
antidesiism
December 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM