topher
@topherrr.bsky.social
feral housewife, personality hire 🏳️🌈 (he/him) 💍👨🏼🤝👨🏽 #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #FreePalestine
Imagine I’m running for office. My platform is as follows:
- Constitutional Equality
- Universal Healthcare
- Men Must Wear Crop Tops
- Constitutional Equality
- Universal Healthcare
- Men Must Wear Crop Tops
January 29, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Imagine I’m running for office. My platform is as follows:
- Constitutional Equality
- Universal Healthcare
- Men Must Wear Crop Tops
- Constitutional Equality
- Universal Healthcare
- Men Must Wear Crop Tops
His body is an enigma
January 28, 2026 at 7:31 PM
His body is an enigma
Not to be gay as hell but I love that I married my best friend 🥰
(And he looks like this?!)
(And he looks like this?!)
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Not to be gay as hell but I love that I married my best friend 🥰
(And he looks like this?!)
(And he looks like this?!)
Anakin Skywalker at age 9 building C-3PO
January 22, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Anakin Skywalker at age 9 building C-3PO
Worked out with a very strong buddy yesterday and by the end he looks at me and says “working out with you is humbling”
Deadass I was doing like 70% effort 🤪
Deadass I was doing like 70% effort 🤪
January 15, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Worked out with a very strong buddy yesterday and by the end he looks at me and says “working out with you is humbling”
Deadass I was doing like 70% effort 🤪
Deadass I was doing like 70% effort 🤪
trying to trim down and get bigger at the same time bc I’m delusional 😎
January 14, 2026 at 3:10 AM
trying to trim down and get bigger at the same time bc I’m delusional 😎
It’s common with a lot of Indian dishes! It’s great for adding warmth and depth to dishes without being inherently “spicy.” (though, I do love spicy food)
January 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It’s common with a lot of Indian dishes! It’s great for adding warmth and depth to dishes without being inherently “spicy.” (though, I do love spicy food)
You wanna know what I miss??? This era
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
You wanna know what I miss??? This era
Back in the day there was this annoying Twitter Gay™ I was mutuals with that unfollowed me after I criticized Nicki Minaj
Welp!
Welp!
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Back in the day there was this annoying Twitter Gay™ I was mutuals with that unfollowed me after I criticized Nicki Minaj
Welp!
Welp!
Breasting boobily I see 👀
December 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Breasting boobily I see 👀
@theonion.com I have a seasonal headline idea for you
December 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@theonion.com I have a seasonal headline idea for you
It’s not really Christmas until you watch S13E10 of Bob’s Burgers “The Plight Before Christmas” and have a good cry
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
It’s not really Christmas until you watch S13E10 of Bob’s Burgers “The Plight Before Christmas” and have a good cry
Now Watching: Muppet Christmas Carol
December 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Now Watching: Muppet Christmas Carol
that’s MISSES Muscle Slut to you 🙂↕️
December 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
that’s MISSES Muscle Slut to you 🙂↕️
good, solid chest day 🙂↕️
December 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
good, solid chest day 🙂↕️
Goodnight gay people!
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Goodnight gay people!
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
November 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about.
When someone says “adulting”
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
When someone says “adulting”
The spirit of our home manifested in two of god’s silliest creatures, Aspen and Chip.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The spirit of our home manifested in two of god’s silliest creatures, Aspen and Chip.
The existential and damn near sexual gratification of a little bit of honey Greek yogurt topped with granola and a skōsh of honey + chocolate drizzled over it
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The existential and damn near sexual gratification of a little bit of honey Greek yogurt topped with granola and a skōsh of honey + chocolate drizzled over it
I’m really liking the updated CarPlay - the Home Screen widgets are nice and I enjoy the streamlined look
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I’m really liking the updated CarPlay - the Home Screen widgets are nice and I enjoy the streamlined look
He was not meant to live an uncomfortable life 🙂↔️
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 PM
He was not meant to live an uncomfortable life 🙂↔️
The sacred vibe of a fresh box of Cheez-Its
October 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The sacred vibe of a fresh box of Cheez-Its