topher
@topherrr.bsky.social
feral housewife, personality hire 🏳️🌈 (he/him) 💍👨🏼🤝👨🏽 #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #FreePalestine
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If you don’t go over to your best friend’s house to drink with their family the night before Thanksgiving what are you even doing???
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you don’t go over to your best friend’s house to drink with their family the night before Thanksgiving what are you even doing???
The spirit of our home manifested in two of god’s silliest creatures, Aspen and Chip.
November 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The spirit of our home manifested in two of god’s silliest creatures, Aspen and Chip.
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Orders aren't the law. The law is. If you're ordered to do something that's against the law, you are breaking the law if you follow that order. This is not a complicated area of jurisprudence!
November 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Orders aren't the law. The law is. If you're ordered to do something that's against the law, you are breaking the law if you follow that order. This is not a complicated area of jurisprudence!
White gays still using a “blaccent” as their normal voice in 2025 is wild to me
November 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
White gays still using a “blaccent” as their normal voice in 2025 is wild to me
I love the Food Network Holiday Baking Championship show but GOD Nancy Fuller is such an alcoholic bitch. Send her ass to AA already
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I love the Food Network Holiday Baking Championship show but GOD Nancy Fuller is such an alcoholic bitch. Send her ass to AA already
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Home invasions.
Child sex crimes.
Homicide.
Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets.
The GOP isn't the party of law and order.
They're the party of lawlessness and violence.
Child sex crimes.
Homicide.
Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets.
The GOP isn't the party of law and order.
They're the party of lawlessness and violence.
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Home invasions.
Child sex crimes.
Homicide.
Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets.
The GOP isn't the party of law and order.
They're the party of lawlessness and violence.
Child sex crimes.
Homicide.
Just a couple things that some of the 1500+ January 6 defendants have been convicted of since Trump released them back onto our streets.
The GOP isn't the party of law and order.
They're the party of lawlessness and violence.
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Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
November 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Five corporations control 90% of the US media market.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today.
Four giants control 80% of meat processing.
A handful of companies control the pharmaceutical industry.
The evidence of corporate concentration is everywhere.
The existential and damn near sexual gratification of a little bit of honey Greek yogurt topped with granola and a skōsh of honey + chocolate drizzled over it
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
The existential and damn near sexual gratification of a little bit of honey Greek yogurt topped with granola and a skōsh of honey + chocolate drizzled over it
I miss the Dean & Deluca in Georgetown
November 19, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I miss the Dean & Deluca in Georgetown
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Oh this thing must be full of them
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh this thing must be full of them
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Ah yes, the economic Golden Age of Trump where grandma goes without.
November 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Ah yes, the economic Golden Age of Trump where grandma goes without.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
It’s bone broth day 😎 v excited to make a new batch
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
It’s bone broth day 😎 v excited to make a new batch
Cake and Soda
November 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Cake and Soda
Legitimately don’t understand how people don’t shower before bed every night
Go get clean, stinky!!!!!
Go get clean, stinky!!!!!
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Legitimately don’t understand how people don’t shower before bed every night
Go get clean, stinky!!!!!
Go get clean, stinky!!!!!
Whenever we watch a cooking/baking competition my favorite game to play is “How Competent is the Token Twink?”
Can they actually bake or are they the personality hire???
Can they actually bake or are they the personality hire???
November 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Whenever we watch a cooking/baking competition my favorite game to play is “How Competent is the Token Twink?”
Can they actually bake or are they the personality hire???
Can they actually bake or are they the personality hire???
I could easily destroy like 4 small Wendy’s burgers right now
November 16, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I could easily destroy like 4 small Wendy’s burgers right now
What if we made eye contact at the Korean bathouse? Hmm??
November 16, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What if we made eye contact at the Korean bathouse? Hmm??
What if owls were like parrots and could talk to you? Wow. Imagine that
Wait is that just crows kinda?
Wait is that just crows kinda?
November 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What if owls were like parrots and could talk to you? Wow. Imagine that
Wait is that just crows kinda?
Wait is that just crows kinda?
Hi-Chews are a top 3 candy for sure
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Hi-Chews are a top 3 candy for sure
The Microsoft Authenticator has to be the dumbest verification app/process
November 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
The Microsoft Authenticator has to be the dumbest verification app/process
I bet Steve Jobs could have made a really good fidget toy
November 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I bet Steve Jobs could have made a really good fidget toy
No one talks about how scary it must be to be a fish at night
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No one talks about how scary it must be to be a fish at night
Desperately need to order new grill tents but I’m playing a fun game of how many more sessions I get out of them before they completely disintegrate 🤓
November 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Desperately need to order new grill tents but I’m playing a fun game of how many more sessions I get out of them before they completely disintegrate 🤓
We’re rewatching Quiz Lady today and I forgot how hilarious and heartwarming this movie is
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
We’re rewatching Quiz Lady today and I forgot how hilarious and heartwarming this movie is