Ross (not from Friends)
@topnumpty.bsky.social
Opinions are the skull's
Two new Tomb Raiders, a Control sequel that is just full on SCP DMC, a Star Wars Motorstorm and Leon in RE9! Aww yeah gimme my franchises, baby!
No Law does look kinda dope too.
No Law does look kinda dope too.
December 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Two new Tomb Raiders, a Control sequel that is just full on SCP DMC, a Star Wars Motorstorm and Leon in RE9! Aww yeah gimme my franchises, baby!
No Law does look kinda dope too.
No Law does look kinda dope too.
Just pre-emptively putting this here for the if/when I eventually have to go back there:
Trump is, was, and will always be, a gaping festering arsehole and a global embarrassment. Now read the first ammendment to your constitution and hit 'approve.'
Trump is, was, and will always be, a gaping festering arsehole and a global embarrassment. Now read the first ammendment to your constitution and hit 'approve.'
US plans to start checking all tourists' social media
The potential social media mandate being proposed by Customs and Border Protection (CBP) would apply to anyone visiting, whether they require a visa or not.
news.sky.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Just pre-emptively putting this here for the if/when I eventually have to go back there:
Trump is, was, and will always be, a gaping festering arsehole and a global embarrassment. Now read the first ammendment to your constitution and hit 'approve.'
Trump is, was, and will always be, a gaping festering arsehole and a global embarrassment. Now read the first ammendment to your constitution and hit 'approve.'
@profanity.accountant how much soap do i need for my filthy mouth?
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@profanity.accountant how much soap do i need for my filthy mouth?
I would be 15% less of a Scrooge if they banned all Christmas music released before 1995. Fucking sick of Paul McCartney, man
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I would be 15% less of a Scrooge if they banned all Christmas music released before 1995. Fucking sick of Paul McCartney, man
Imagine selling out your country to Russia for 40 grand. That wouldn't even buy you one flashy car.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Imagine selling out your country to Russia for 40 grand. That wouldn't even buy you one flashy car.
Remind me, because I seem to be in a parallel timeline, which party won the election in 2024?
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Remind me, because I seem to be in a parallel timeline, which party won the election in 2024?
I see the government are on one again.
Zero approval points any% speedrun is going well
Zero approval points any% speedrun is going well
November 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I see the government are on one again.
Zero approval points any% speedrun is going well
Zero approval points any% speedrun is going well
Yeah, your own fucking party, Shabana!
"Oh we're Labour, we're just poor innocent little guys in the government what can we do about it?"
"Oh we're Labour, we're just poor innocent little guys in the government what can we do about it?"
Mahmood warns ‘dark forces are stirring up anger’ over migration ahead of reforms
Mahmood warns ‘dark forces are stirring up anger’ over migration ahead of reforms
Mahmood warns ‘dark forces are stirring up anger’ over migration ahead of reforms
www.independent.co.uk
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Yeah, your own fucking party, Shabana!
"Oh we're Labour, we're just poor innocent little guys in the government what can we do about it?"
"Oh we're Labour, we're just poor innocent little guys in the government what can we do about it?"
So the Home Secretary and the former DPP both seem to regard hate crimes and protests to be in the same bracket here, which is telling.
How long before a national curfew to "protect our communities?"
How long before a national curfew to "protect our communities?"
Starmer’s predecessor as DPP to lead major review of protest laws
Starmer’s predecessor as DPP to lead major review of protest laws
Starmer’s predecessor as DPP to lead major review of protest laws
www.independent.co.uk
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So the Home Secretary and the former DPP both seem to regard hate crimes and protests to be in the same bracket here, which is telling.
How long before a national curfew to "protect our communities?"
How long before a national curfew to "protect our communities?"
If movie audiences can accept there being 3 different Batman continuities in the past 20 years, you can just throw another Bond out there without addressing NTTD's ending. It's fine.
Hell there's like 9 separate 007 continuities anyway, the man is a superhero in all but name.
Hell there's like 9 separate 007 continuities anyway, the man is a superhero in all but name.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
If movie audiences can accept there being 3 different Batman continuities in the past 20 years, you can just throw another Bond out there without addressing NTTD's ending. It's fine.
Hell there's like 9 separate 007 continuities anyway, the man is a superhero in all but name.
Hell there's like 9 separate 007 continuities anyway, the man is a superhero in all but name.
Once again, the British government is telling you which consenting sex acts you can and can't wank to, because nanny knows best.
Nevermind the myriad of *actually* problematic content and behaviour online, no. Kinky porn is illegal.
Fucking shitshow.
Nevermind the myriad of *actually* problematic content and behaviour online, no. Kinky porn is illegal.
Fucking shitshow.
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Once again, the British government is telling you which consenting sex acts you can and can't wank to, because nanny knows best.
Nevermind the myriad of *actually* problematic content and behaviour online, no. Kinky porn is illegal.
Fucking shitshow.
Nevermind the myriad of *actually* problematic content and behaviour online, no. Kinky porn is illegal.
Fucking shitshow.
Wait...the government basically said no to Stop Killing Games because private servers might run contrary to the Online Safety Act?
Motherfuckers you gonna start asking for my ID if I set up a home network next?
Motherfuckers you gonna start asking for my ID if I set up a home network next?
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Wait...the government basically said no to Stop Killing Games because private servers might run contrary to the Online Safety Act?
Motherfuckers you gonna start asking for my ID if I set up a home network next?
Motherfuckers you gonna start asking for my ID if I set up a home network next?
Lots of very hyped up coverage of the various US elections on my timeline and then there's @electionmaps.uk in between posts, calmly posting factual results on the near total collapse in support for both Labour and Conservative parties in council by-elections.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Lots of very hyped up coverage of the various US elections on my timeline and then there's @electionmaps.uk in between posts, calmly posting factual results on the near total collapse in support for both Labour and Conservative parties in council by-elections.
They really are the most easily duped people on the planet, aren't they?
A pro-MAGA website that urged supporters to fund a database unmasking Charlie Kirk critics took tens of thousands in crypto—then vanished, infuriating donors.
MAGA Site Took Money to Unmask Charlie Kirk Critics—Then Vanished
Trumpy donors say the pro-Kirk “exposure” project took tens of thousands before going dark.
trib.al
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
They really are the most easily duped people on the planet, aren't they?
Me; slipping the guys doing the White House east wing demolition a 20: "just keep going"
October 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Me; slipping the guys doing the White House east wing demolition a 20: "just keep going"
AWS is a start, I guess...
Lowkey wishing IRL Rache Bartmoss would DataKrash the internet
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
AWS is a start, I guess...
Been replaying The New Colossus and I just passed the Venus levels and I gotta say, looking at the news today? Senile Hitler from Wolfenstein looks like the *less* pathetic Nazi ruler of America.
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Been replaying The New Colossus and I just passed the Venus levels and I gotta say, looking at the news today? Senile Hitler from Wolfenstein looks like the *less* pathetic Nazi ruler of America.
Wait...did they actually put Teams on the ROG Ally?
Ahahahaha holy shit Satya, what kind of circus are you running?
Ahahahaha holy shit Satya, what kind of circus are you running?
October 16, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wait...did they actually put Teams on the ROG Ally?
Ahahahaha holy shit Satya, what kind of circus are you running?
Ahahahaha holy shit Satya, what kind of circus are you running?
Ngl, this is giving big "Dr Evil demanding $1M in 1997" energy from Ofcom.
Stupid OSA.
Stupid OSA.
UK fines 4Chan over online safety compliance
UK fines 4Chan over online safety compliance
Ofcom says that 4Chan will face ongoing daily penalties for ignoring ‘legally-binding information requests.’
buff.ly
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Ngl, this is giving big "Dr Evil demanding $1M in 1997" energy from Ofcom.
Stupid OSA.
Stupid OSA.
I've been playing racing games for nearly 30 years and I still find myself pulling down the left stick during a hard brake as though it will somehow pull the car back or something.
Pure "tilting the controller through a corner" energy.
Pure "tilting the controller through a corner" energy.
October 11, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I've been playing racing games for nearly 30 years and I still find myself pulling down the left stick during a hard brake as though it will somehow pull the car back or something.
Pure "tilting the controller through a corner" energy.
Pure "tilting the controller through a corner" energy.
I don't know how true this cancelled Assassin's Creed rumour is, and if it is true then Ubisoft are a bunch of cowards, but honestly the fact that there are Americans who would be *legitamately* upset about slavers being killed in a video game just demonstrates to me how weak those people are.
October 10, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I don't know how true this cancelled Assassin's Creed rumour is, and if it is true then Ubisoft are a bunch of cowards, but honestly the fact that there are Americans who would be *legitamately* upset about slavers being killed in a video game just demonstrates to me how weak those people are.
Robert Jenrick isn't even the leader of the opposition, and yet he's out there giving it big Donny T energy.
Twat.
Twat.
October 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Robert Jenrick isn't even the leader of the opposition, and yet he's out there giving it big Donny T energy.
Twat.
Twat.
Lowkey wishing IRL Rache Bartmoss would DataKrash the internet
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
October 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Lowkey wishing IRL Rache Bartmoss would DataKrash the internet
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
Fuck it, Rogue AIs From Beyond the Blackwall 2029.
Pete Hegseth and his whole "warriors, hoorah" schtick is giving "lad who thinks he's the hardest cunt in school but folds when punched once"
Fuckin whisky-scented wetwipe of a boy, honestly.
Fuckin whisky-scented wetwipe of a boy, honestly.
September 30, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pete Hegseth and his whole "warriors, hoorah" schtick is giving "lad who thinks he's the hardest cunt in school but folds when punched once"
Fuckin whisky-scented wetwipe of a boy, honestly.
Fuckin whisky-scented wetwipe of a boy, honestly.
Can't even use my silly, dying meme app now because of the OSA. Imgur hasn't even had porn on it for like 5 years now, what the fuck?
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Can't even use my silly, dying meme app now because of the OSA. Imgur hasn't even had porn on it for like 5 years now, what the fuck?