rat bastard
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If/when they make a movie about Luigi, he’s gonna be played by Pen Badgley, right?
May 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If/when they make a movie about Luigi, he’s gonna be played by Pen Badgley, right?
bring rob cesternino back survivor 50
March 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
bring rob cesternino back survivor 50
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[First day working in an optometrists]
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
February 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
[First day working in an optometrists]
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
Me: They’re called reading glasses but they don’t actually read. You still have to do that.
Optometrist: Can I see you in my office?
Me: *nudges customer* I would hope so lol
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Are there people who share a bucket of kfc in a kfc lobby
January 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Are there people who share a bucket of kfc in a kfc lobby
My last TikTok 😭 hope you’re right on the Finnick book
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My last TikTok 😭 hope you’re right on the Finnick book
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Artists playing at Trumps Inaguration. They all deserve the Carrie Underwood treatment. Head to Spotify, block and repost.
Jason Aldean
Parker McCollum
Billy Ray Cyrus
Kid Rock
Rascal Flatts
Carrie Underwood
Snoop Dogg
Nelly
The Village People
Gavin Degraw
Lee Greenwood
Christopher Macchio
Jason Aldean
Parker McCollum
Billy Ray Cyrus
Kid Rock
Rascal Flatts
Carrie Underwood
Snoop Dogg
Nelly
The Village People
Gavin Degraw
Lee Greenwood
Christopher Macchio
January 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Artists playing at Trumps Inaguration. They all deserve the Carrie Underwood treatment. Head to Spotify, block and repost.
Jason Aldean
Parker McCollum
Billy Ray Cyrus
Kid Rock
Rascal Flatts
Carrie Underwood
Snoop Dogg
Nelly
The Village People
Gavin Degraw
Lee Greenwood
Christopher Macchio
Jason Aldean
Parker McCollum
Billy Ray Cyrus
Kid Rock
Rascal Flatts
Carrie Underwood
Snoop Dogg
Nelly
The Village People
Gavin Degraw
Lee Greenwood
Christopher Macchio
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Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.
December 12, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Currently marked safe from hearing that sad ass “mommy needs shoes to meet Jesus” song this holiday season.
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ok this aged like fucking milk…
I can’t stop thinking about what he’s going to wear to tribal #Survivor
November 28, 2024 at 3:35 AM
ok this aged like fucking milk…
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
November 15, 2024 at 1:52 PM
[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands
Is it blueskee or blue sky?
November 14, 2024 at 1:45 AM
Is it blueskee or blue sky?