vic
@toribrownie.bsky.social
a punkish switch lesbian that accidentally fell in love with a man-spooder mom
i think i am permanently invisible
December 22, 2024 at 3:51 AM
i think i am permanently invisible
why do my in laws try to compete with me about who knows my husband better lol so weird
December 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
why do my in laws try to compete with me about who knows my husband better lol so weird
My toddler is a comedian
December 1, 2024 at 4:41 PM
My toddler is a comedian
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November 22, 2024 at 7:19 PM
My favorite thing about work is going above and beyond and still not getting noticed lololololololol
November 30, 2024 at 11:09 PM
My favorite thing about work is going above and beyond and still not getting noticed lololololololol
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a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY
November 22, 2024 at 4:17 AM
a where's waldo audio book would go CRAZY
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Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
November 21, 2024 at 11:13 AM
Me: Good morning, beautiful.
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
My dog: *heavy, discontented sigh
dozens of the Kylie brats being in Walmart’s clearance aisle is giving
November 18, 2024 at 10:12 PM
dozens of the Kylie brats being in Walmart’s clearance aisle is giving
*getting a pap smear*
Assisting nurse: “I don’t want to be weird but I’ve followed you on twitter since like 2012”
Assisting nurse: “I don’t want to be weird but I’ve followed you on twitter since like 2012”
November 18, 2024 at 10:10 PM
*getting a pap smear*
Assisting nurse: “I don’t want to be weird but I’ve followed you on twitter since like 2012”
Assisting nurse: “I don’t want to be weird but I’ve followed you on twitter since like 2012”
me: *trying to make friends*
“hey wanna see a video of me pulling a cuterebra out of a kittens face?”
“hey wanna see a video of me pulling a cuterebra out of a kittens face?”
November 17, 2024 at 7:12 PM
me: *trying to make friends*
“hey wanna see a video of me pulling a cuterebra out of a kittens face?”
“hey wanna see a video of me pulling a cuterebra out of a kittens face?”
what if the balls were on top
November 17, 2024 at 5:13 PM
what if the balls were on top