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I always thought the capitol in the hunger games was simply the US, but but now I’m seeing them at the resistance could also be deemed the US.
Two sides of the same very fucked up system.
Two sides of the same very fucked up system.
July 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I always thought the capitol in the hunger games was simply the US, but but now I’m seeing them at the resistance could also be deemed the US.
Two sides of the same very fucked up system.
Two sides of the same very fucked up system.
My brain hearing ANYTHING other than English: “hei hei!”
June 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My brain hearing ANYTHING other than English: “hei hei!”
Forever fighting the urge to say, “I’m sorry you’re too dense to understand the very basic information I just provided you.”
June 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Forever fighting the urge to say, “I’m sorry you’re too dense to understand the very basic information I just provided you.”
Eating nothing but çilbir for the rest of my life
June 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Eating nothing but çilbir for the rest of my life
She follows me everywhere and I kinda hate it
May 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
She follows me everywhere and I kinda hate it
The edible kicked in and somehow my brain thought of the Harry Potter spell morsmordre and then my brain went, doesn’t that mean something about mothers and death in Norwegian? Anyway, don’t do drugs, kids.
(It does if you move 2 letters)
(It does if you move 2 letters)
May 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
The edible kicked in and somehow my brain thought of the Harry Potter spell morsmordre and then my brain went, doesn’t that mean something about mothers and death in Norwegian? Anyway, don’t do drugs, kids.
(It does if you move 2 letters)
(It does if you move 2 letters)
Me 10 seconds after having a meltdown about literally anything: “is insurance adjuster a skilled job?”
April 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me 10 seconds after having a meltdown about literally anything: “is insurance adjuster a skilled job?”
Nothing makes me hate this country more than filing my taxes.
April 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Nothing makes me hate this country more than filing my taxes.
Just read a book in which the man (a knight, tbf) was asked to do something by a woman and his only response was, “as you command,” and I’m certain if this was the common response, both parties would be so much happier.
April 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Just read a book in which the man (a knight, tbf) was asked to do something by a woman and his only response was, “as you command,” and I’m certain if this was the common response, both parties would be so much happier.
Not me realizing trump ruined my tales of the shire excitement with these fucking tarriffs
April 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not me realizing trump ruined my tales of the shire excitement with these fucking tarriffs
Being aware and talking to a parent is weird bc you start to notice how they all of a sudden have to go when you start talking about real topics and not surface level bullshit
April 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Being aware and talking to a parent is weird bc you start to notice how they all of a sudden have to go when you start talking about real topics and not surface level bullshit
In prisoner of Azkaban, they say the ministry would never believe kids that Sirius was innocent. Would they also not believe veritaserum? Feels like a lot of drama that could be easily solved.
April 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
In prisoner of Azkaban, they say the ministry would never believe kids that Sirius was innocent. Would they also not believe veritaserum? Feels like a lot of drama that could be easily solved.
Me at my most dramatic: “there’s nothing I want to eat on this whole continent.”
March 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Me at my most dramatic: “there’s nothing I want to eat on this whole continent.”
Working in an office again is weird and shows me how online, in an echo chamber I am bc things I thought common knowledge are decidedly not and people say wild things out loud.
March 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Working in an office again is weird and shows me how online, in an echo chamber I am bc things I thought common knowledge are decidedly not and people say wild things out loud.
Every time I have to wait for a sourdough loaf to cool, it’s like my body has never had a morsel of food in its life and is suddenly on the brink of death.
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Every time I have to wait for a sourdough loaf to cool, it’s like my body has never had a morsel of food in its life and is suddenly on the brink of death.
Haven’t even eaten my edible yet and I just zoned out thinking about how hair is weird and how humans evolved into this form.
March 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Haven’t even eaten my edible yet and I just zoned out thinking about how hair is weird and how humans evolved into this form.
Me watching a psychological horror: “oh this is about how trauma literally binds you to a time and place and clouds every interaction you have with new people”
March 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Me watching a psychological horror: “oh this is about how trauma literally binds you to a time and place and clouds every interaction you have with new people”
The way my brain relates everything to LOTR could probably be studied.
March 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The way my brain relates everything to LOTR could probably be studied.
I’m obsessed with snowdrops.
March 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I’m obsessed with snowdrops.
Rereading throne of glass and if his name ain’t Rowan Whitethorn, I don’t want him.
March 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Rereading throne of glass and if his name ain’t Rowan Whitethorn, I don’t want him.
Not me passive aggressively messaging a micro-manager to let her know every single bullet point she put on my claim was things that had already been done.
March 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Not me passive aggressively messaging a micro-manager to let her know every single bullet point she put on my claim was things that had already been done.
Listen I respect your opinion, but you’re wrong.
I watched all three of Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings films when they were in the cinema, and hated them. But people seem to love them. So I’ve just rewatched them for the first time in 20 years. And they’re even worse than I remembered.
March 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Listen I respect your opinion, but you’re wrong.
The way I haven’t listened to anything but Imminence since they graced my tiktok
March 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The way I haven’t listened to anything but Imminence since they graced my tiktok
Not little beaver prints
March 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not little beaver prints
Me every time I make a cake
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` i hate it '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a window with blinds and says `` i hate it '' .
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March 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me every time I make a cake