Mickey Rourke, Johnny Bananas, and Pauly Shore are onboard for a Cocktagon podcast that we will repurpose into a variety of sponsored posts on TikTok. Step into the #cocktagon with us this summer.

And why aren’t we suspending anyone for the bow and arrow gesture? Reveries of a finely placed bolt betwixt a lancers plate would rouse the sanguine bloodlust of any warrior. It’s def more dangerous than finger guns.