torstenjanus
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I thought this was meant to be The Nice Place 😢
Print edition version with a funnier headline if you want it.
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Print edition version with a funnier headline if you want it.
Possibly but he's probably also seen all the WhatsApp messages about Mateo Kovacic's new "do" and is worried he'll be next...
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Possibly but he's probably also seen all the WhatsApp messages about Mateo Kovacic's new "do" and is worried he'll be next...
Slint nation rise up.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Slint nation rise up.
"Where's your fuckin' poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
"Where's your fuckin' poppy?"
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
November 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
She smiles and says “I will always love you”
Hmm, I suppose if I ever want to read it again, I should probably buy a newer edition...
November 8, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Hmm, I suppose if I ever want to read it again, I should probably buy a newer edition...
Want to feel old? This is what Tilly Norwood looks like these days.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Want to feel old? This is what Tilly Norwood looks like these days.
"I shot a man in Riviera just to watch him apologise to me afterwards"
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"I shot a man in Riviera just to watch him apologise to me afterwards"
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
Not actually very horror-y (plus you may have already seen/dismissed it) but I really like this none-more-90s-indie one (Hal Hartley regulars in the cast, MBV/Portishead on the soundtrack, a young Jared Harris, David Lynch cameo etc):
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Not actually very horror-y (plus you may have already seen/dismissed it) but I really like this none-more-90s-indie one (Hal Hartley regulars in the cast, MBV/Portishead on the soundtrack, a young Jared Harris, David Lynch cameo etc):
BREAKING: Spooky Season is now over. Return to your original usernames and prepare for War.
November 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
BREAKING: Spooky Season is now over. Return to your original usernames and prepare for War.
I've had a lot of personal upheaval AND tumult in the last 30 years so the fact that my promotional pen with its liquid-filled, double-bulb glass ball-tube for Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein remains intact must count as some kind of achievement.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I've had a lot of personal upheaval AND tumult in the last 30 years so the fact that my promotional pen with its liquid-filled, double-bulb glass ball-tube for Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein remains intact must count as some kind of achievement.
Hope everyone has a fun Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Hope everyone has a fun Halloween.
And he has to take the name of his dead paedophile uncle as well.
October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
And he has to take the name of his dead paedophile uncle as well.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
October 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
Post a perfect album from 1989.
(Genuinely foundational band when it comes to post-rock/hardcore/whatever but their silly, jokey name probably stopped/stops them getting the proper recognition and reverence they deserve)
(Genuinely foundational band when it comes to post-rock/hardcore/whatever but their silly, jokey name probably stopped/stops them getting the proper recognition and reverence they deserve)
October 29, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Post a perfect album from 1989.
(Genuinely foundational band when it comes to post-rock/hardcore/whatever but their silly, jokey name probably stopped/stops them getting the proper recognition and reverence they deserve)
(Genuinely foundational band when it comes to post-rock/hardcore/whatever but their silly, jokey name probably stopped/stops them getting the proper recognition and reverence they deserve)
No idea what Bongo's Bingo is but I hope everyone who's going to it later this week has a great time.
October 28, 2025 at 7:31 PM
No idea what Bongo's Bingo is but I hope everyone who's going to it later this week has a great time.
She was supporting The Psychedelic Furs - also very good. One of those long-running bands who always understand the assignment (even though I wish they'd bring back the sax).
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
She was supporting The Psychedelic Furs - also very good. One of those long-running bands who always understand the assignment (even though I wish they'd bring back the sax).
I was a little too young to see Xmal Deutschland at the time but watching Anja Huwe command the stage last night means I can now semi-tick that one off - especially as she played Incubus Succubus!
October 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I was a little too young to see Xmal Deutschland at the time but watching Anja Huwe command the stage last night means I can now semi-tick that one off - especially as she played Incubus Succubus!
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
October 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families.
Sliwa also appeared on a UK chatshow in 1989 alongside fellow vigilante justice enthusiast Michael Winner. A meeting of minds that could have led... somewhere.
(But didn't)
(But didn't)
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sliwa also appeared on a UK chatshow in 1989 alongside fellow vigilante justice enthusiast Michael Winner. A meeting of minds that could have led... somewhere.
(But didn't)
(But didn't)
Show me one of your favourite horror movie title cards 🖤🖤🖤
October 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Show me one of your favourite horror movie title cards 🖤🖤🖤