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Don't worry, everyone; it was just a test. Things *aren't* about to get really really bad.
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Leeds, 1985
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
It's a bit like somebody with the title 'Count' living in a big castle and using the respectability this brings to disguise some nefarious purpose.
But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”
January 2, 2026 at 7:36 PM
swampy
January 1, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The energy I'm bringing to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Belka and Strelka wish you all a Happy New Year
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
As it's NYE and the 25th anniversary of Y2K, I might rewatch this end of the year/century/millennium curio later where Jesus and Satan come to New York and, from what I remember, try to unlock a laptop to bring about the apocalypse.
December 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
My (in-no-order, hastily-cobbled-together, still-stuff-I've-not-seen, probably-forgotten-something) Films Of 2025:

Sorry, Baby
The Girl With The Needle
Die My Love
The Ice Palace
Weapons
The Ugly Stepsister
Nouvelle Vague
One Battle After Another
April
Eddington
The Mastermind
On Falling

#FilmSky
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Actually, whoever made this probably watched Self Control and said "Hold my beer/rolled-up note" (A shame the song's pretty bland though)

youtu.be/1O8jsxj9Dqo?...
December 31, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Directed by William Friedkin, devised by somebody who probably really liked cocaine.

youtu.be/RP0_8J7uxhs?...
December 31, 2025 at 7:11 PM
As a tribute to Brigitte Bardot, Sony Pictures have announced the following scene will be added to three of the upcoming Beatles films. (Ringo hadn't joined them yet so missed out on this)
December 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
It's been a mad couple of days for arses in New York.
December 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The robot at the end there
December 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Happy Christmas everyone x
December 24, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This looks like an AI rendition of Andrea Jenkyns' performance of I'm An Insomniac.
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Me waiting for Santa
December 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I thought the homemade eerie gothy minimalism and propulsive post-punk of 'Area Silenzio' by eat-girls would have made it my album of 2025. And it probably would have done had it not been released in November last year. I am so bad at these things...
Anyway: youtu.be/HmXA2SbB2Mk?...
eat-girls - Para los Pies Cansados (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bureau B
youtu.be
December 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Can't help but feel that the wolf should have concerned himself with the opinion of the sheep on this one.

www.hse.gov.uk/treework/res...
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
David Walliams' real surname is actually the more common Williams so it was quite considerate of him to change it to something unique so anyone called David Williams wouldn't have to add "Not THAT one" to their bio.
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Ah yes, just ignore that pesky "everything".
December 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Don't know who the guy in the middle is but he's like those people who, even during the hottest summer days, still take a big coat out with them because "it might get chilly later".
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Post a book you love from the 80s. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
#BookSky #bookchallenge #readingchallenge #readingcommunity #booktok #bookish #books
December 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
December 17, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It did lead to lots of memes though so maybe CBS will re-release it like Sony did with Morbius.
December 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM