Tortiegeist
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
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THREAD.
I love old Habitat catalogues & managed to get hold of all the 70s ones before they got v pricey & collectable. Flicking through them, I wondered: "What are the true stories of the lives of the people in these photos?"
So I decided to write those stories.
You'll find them in the alt text.
I love old Habitat catalogues & managed to get hold of all the 70s ones before they got v pricey & collectable. Flicking through them, I wondered: "What are the true stories of the lives of the people in these photos?"
So I decided to write those stories.
You'll find them in the alt text.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
THREAD.
I love old Habitat catalogues & managed to get hold of all the 70s ones before they got v pricey & collectable. Flicking through them, I wondered: "What are the true stories of the lives of the people in these photos?"
So I decided to write those stories.
You'll find them in the alt text.
I love old Habitat catalogues & managed to get hold of all the 70s ones before they got v pricey & collectable. Flicking through them, I wondered: "What are the true stories of the lives of the people in these photos?"
So I decided to write those stories.
You'll find them in the alt text.
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Guys I need to share this Amazon review of Veet Cream cos I don’t know who to talk to about it to…
July 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Guys I need to share this Amazon review of Veet Cream cos I don’t know who to talk to about it to…
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"You'll never walk alone", as they boo a player who helped them win the title this season.
May 11, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"You'll never walk alone", as they boo a player who helped them win the title this season.
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I retain photographs depicting traumatic experiences in my life, since I think it’s important to remember the bad times, as well as the good. This one is from the occasion when some sheep I’d put my trust in threw me off a cliff for kicks then cut the rope as I tearfully begged for their assistance.
April 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I retain photographs depicting traumatic experiences in my life, since I think it’s important to remember the bad times, as well as the good. This one is from the occasion when some sheep I’d put my trust in threw me off a cliff for kicks then cut the rope as I tearfully begged for their assistance.
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Personally I have never felt Philippa Islington-Smythe has received the respect she rightly deserves as an ahead-of-her-time influencer: tomcox.substack.com/p/at-home-wi...
At Home With The Actor, Influencer And Designer Philippa Islington-Smythe
In her exclusive interview in today's Daily Telegraph Magazine, the actor, influencer and designer Philippa Islington-Smythe (above) discusses the price of fame, her controversial new perfume, working...
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February 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Personally I have never felt Philippa Islington-Smythe has received the respect she rightly deserves as an ahead-of-her-time influencer: tomcox.substack.com/p/at-home-wi...
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The historic moment when Santa and Robert Smith reach an agreement that will allow Goths to celebrate Christmas🖤❤️
November 29, 2024 at 10:48 AM
The historic moment when Santa and Robert Smith reach an agreement that will allow Goths to celebrate Christmas🖤❤️
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Really rubbish headline. Remote attendance at council meetings isn’t about ‘working from home’, it’s about helping ensure that disabled people, those who are ill, have caring responsibilities, or don’t have evening transport, aren’t effectively legally barred from being councillors.
Councillors to be allowed to work from home, says Angela Rayner
Councillors to be allowed to work from home, says Angela Rayner
The deputy prime minister says it will allow people from “all walks of life” to become councillors.
www.bbc.com
October 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Really rubbish headline. Remote attendance at council meetings isn’t about ‘working from home’, it’s about helping ensure that disabled people, those who are ill, have caring responsibilities, or don’t have evening transport, aren’t effectively legally barred from being councillors.