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Tortured Typewriter
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Knee deep in the hoopla
Anti-corruption, pro-democracy, pragmatic progressive
I had always had really bad cramps, but was unprepared for the cramps from cervical cryo.
Heating pad, favorite jammies, some comfort tv
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Is that the full text of the James Patterson book in there?
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Or Jonathan Farkas talking about the chick he's banging on the side and asking what JE thinks of her, while also talking about his wife angling for a position in the 1st Trump admin.
She's Amb. to Malta now.
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2017: Jonathan Farkas emailing w/ Epstein about "seeing" someone, then mentioning his wife, Somers, who got an appointment from Trump to the White House Fellowship Commission.

Epstein warns Farkas about the other woman.

2025: Somers Farkas was confirmed as U.S. Ambassador to Malta in October.
November 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
For years, part of my job was career research projects with 800 middle schoolers.
You can imagine the reaction when they got told they couldn't pick pro athlete, pop star, movie star.
So we picked related things like coaching, music/production, acting, or something else entirely, their 2nd choice.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Interesting that the CFPB was partly created as a reaction to the 2008 financial crisis, and will likely be killed off in time to launch 50 year mortgages
November 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Any ideas what the "I'm 75% there" part means?
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Isn't Malta a pit of money laundering?
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Trump's story this whole time has been that he told Epstein to stop. Not that he told Ghislaine. (even though we know it was Ghislaine who recruited Virginia)
I feel like that's a big deal, considering him playing dumb and wishing her well and switching her prison.
November 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Chris Murphy

Ranking them all on progressivepunch. His lifetime score is B bc he's moderate, but not this term. He's in the top 10, up there with the progressive stalwarts because he's chosen the autocracy fight over everything else.

Wyden, same thing. But he's too old.
November 12, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Color coordinate the pets and furniture. You'll never see the fur.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM