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@totaldrivel.bsky.social
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Found the perfect shoe for you ❤️
Antique Sears catalog listing for “Men’s Freak Oxfords, $2.55” with an illustration of an Oxford shoe. text reads: THE FREAK LAST is now all the rage in the largest cities of the United States, and is also largely worn in London, Paris and all the largest European cities. This last is a broad one and is one of the most comfortable ever made. The velours calf stock is very soft and pliable, and retains polish much better than any other leather tanned, and at the same time is very tough and durable. THIS SHOE is made with the new style of heel foxing,with perforated tip, vamp and lace stay; is the gennine Goodyear welt and carries the best oak leather out sole with full extension edges, and we could not possibly build a better shoe at any price. It is fully equal to those ordinarily sold at from $3.50 to $5.00 per pair.
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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This sweatshirt is so harsh 😢
Great sweatshirt that read “you build nothing. You create nothing. You do nothing”
October 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Roll that beautiful bean footage
August 16, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Just like Ramona Quimby ❤️
Beezus looked up from her book. “What are you talking about?” she asked Ramona. “What’s a dawnzer?” Ramona was scornful. “Silly. Everybody knows what a dawnzer is.” “I don’t,” said Mr. Quimby, who had been reading the evening paper. “What is a dawnzer?” “A lamp,” said Ramona. “It gives a lee light. We sing about it every morning in kindergarten.” A puzzled silence fell over the room until Beezus suddenly shouted with laughter. “She-she means—” she gasped, “The Star-Spangled B-banner!” Her laughter dwindled to giggles. “She means the dawn’s early light.” -Beverly Cleary, Ramona the Pest
July 28, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Gabriel, why is your time set like 30 minutes ahead?
July 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This is where I post from…
Strong bad emailing
July 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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I’m officially 40
Reminder text from Kaiser Permanente about scheduling a mammogram
July 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Meta Pizza low key giving trypophobia.

Real tasty tho to be clear!
July 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Bees be like
Scarface from half baked saying “fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool”
July 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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“This guy’s about to get wormed” - 10 year old wanted
July 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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I think Australia should demand we send the cop who shot their reporter with a rubber bullet over there so he can get some traditional Australian justice
Bart Simpson awaits a kick from a giant Australian boot
June 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Put another tick mark on the “ai sucks” side of the board!
May 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Step 8 of 38 🙂
May 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Building a new bed for my son tonight and I’m maaaaybe crying
May 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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May 8, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Why’s the guy in the in flight safety guide wearing a sub pop shirt?
April 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Please admire Mario. He’s handsome and good and deserves adulation.
March 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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People on TikTok saying the ring Dylan tried to give Gretchen was made from his finger traps… people will say anything.
March 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Shit
March 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I bought this lamp at goodwill 2ish years ago and I just like it a lot so here it is
March 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Dog of Kings!
March 2, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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I’m Mark S. I think mostly bc I said I wanted to have lunch with Devon. Which I really do.
February 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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My dad has really leveled up his dungeon mastering for my kid and his friends
February 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Exciiiiiting!

What Outdoor School did you go to, fellow Oregonians?

I went to Howard. 🙂
February 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM