#AcutalOriginalism

I do the same, but use pourable egg whites from the store, because it's cheaper than wasting half an egg. My result is a scrambling so sickly pale that makes me question my life choices daily.

Overloading on sugar on Christmas eve day is one of my favorite traditions

I don't know you, but I know this is your "viggo actually broke two toes kicking that orc helmet".

Me: (funny childhood story)
Friend: u ok?

It's just a shot for shot remake of Idiocracy, but with sinister music.

"hastily printed" -- core memory unlocked.

I'm sorry did you miss the part where they said it was RAINING?? Have some compassion!

Why is the professional @davechen.bsky.social troll a verified account? 🧊🥃🪕

This is antiquated advice that shouldn't be needed BUT FOR THE COSTCO KIRKLAND PEACHES that must have been screwed right by Thor himself. It's madness but I will use this skill soon. Thanks!

Hopefully you've got the uncut version with all the songs. It's one of my favs.

"Discount"/MVNO cell providers can be as low as $25/mo. Include the phone in that cost, maybe 800 over 3 years, x2, that's $95/mo. Home internet ranges wildly depending on competition, I'm on a "cheap" plan now for $75, but was $120 just a few months ago until fiber came to town.

Fair enough but *this* paragraph makes me want to punch the author in the throat.

Also "let's say they work harder and make $65k" -- clearly thinks people who don't make above a certain amount aren't working hard.