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they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
In the video that the shooter took, which I believe was leaked to be exculpatory, he appears to yell “fucking bitch” after he shoots Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:00 PM
they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.
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jonathan ross “feared for his life” yet calmly filmed the entire interaction & never set his phone down, even when murdering renee good
January 9, 2026 at 7:43 PM
jonathan ross “feared for his life” yet calmly filmed the entire interaction & never set his phone down, even when murdering renee good
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So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?
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Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.
January 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Jimmy Kimmel dug up a video of Stephen Miller in high school. He’s always been a complete asshole.
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Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
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.@PabloReports: What do you make of Kristi Noem calling Renee Good a domestic terrorist?
Magaziner: Kristi Noem is an idiot.
Magaziner: Kristi Noem is an idiot.
January 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
.@PabloReports: What do you make of Kristi Noem calling Renee Good a domestic terrorist?
Magaziner: Kristi Noem is an idiot.
Magaziner: Kristi Noem is an idiot.
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You can’t "lone wolf" your way to 93%.
January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
You can’t "lone wolf" your way to 93%.
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I don’t know about you, but when I’m about to get run over and shoot someone, I drop my cell phone.
Jonathan Ross was either talking to someone on his phone or he recorded an entire murder.
Jonathan Ross was either talking to someone on his phone or he recorded an entire murder.
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
I don’t know about you, but when I’m about to get run over and shoot someone, I drop my cell phone.
Jonathan Ross was either talking to someone on his phone or he recorded an entire murder.
Jonathan Ross was either talking to someone on his phone or he recorded an entire murder.
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Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Yes, JD. Let’s ask them if they think a stay at home mom, avowed Christian, and widow of a veteran deserved to be shot in the face and left to bleed out in her own car after dropping her 6-year-old off at school, for the crime of looking out for her neighbors. Let’s ask everyone running for office.
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"DHS LEOs are prohibited from discharging firearms at the
operator of a moving vehicle, vessel, aircraft, or other conveyance unless the use of deadly force against the operator is justified under the standards articulated elsewhere in this policy."
IE, placing himself in front of the vehicle.
operator of a moving vehicle, vessel, aircraft, or other conveyance unless the use of deadly force against the operator is justified under the standards articulated elsewhere in this policy."
IE, placing himself in front of the vehicle.
January 8, 2026 at 6:08 PM
"DHS LEOs are prohibited from discharging firearms at the
operator of a moving vehicle, vessel, aircraft, or other conveyance unless the use of deadly force against the operator is justified under the standards articulated elsewhere in this policy."
IE, placing himself in front of the vehicle.
operator of a moving vehicle, vessel, aircraft, or other conveyance unless the use of deadly force against the operator is justified under the standards articulated elsewhere in this policy."
IE, placing himself in front of the vehicle.
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Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
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Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
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For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
January 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies
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Donald Trump wasn’t lying when he said he could get away with shooting someone in the street in broad daylight.
He just forgot to specify if it would be murder for hire.
He just forgot to specify if it would be murder for hire.
January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Donald Trump wasn’t lying when he said he could get away with shooting someone in the street in broad daylight.
He just forgot to specify if it would be murder for hire.
He just forgot to specify if it would be murder for hire.
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At what point will the press corps, as a chorus, in unison, just shout back, “THATS NOT TRUE”!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
At what point will the press corps, as a chorus, in unison, just shout back, “THATS NOT TRUE”!
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
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Linked YouGov also has Venezeula numbers, and as someone who has studied public opinion on uses of force for 30 years.... these are TERRIBLE numbers for a President immediately after a surprise tactical success with strong claims of direct US interests from President. Not just no rally, TERRIBLE
The latest from YouGov (n ~ 2.2k): No one's buying this Greenland shit. Trump loses virtually everyone on the threat of force. He barely gets *half of Republicans* on "purchasing" Greenland.
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
today.yougov.com/topics/overv...
January 8, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Linked YouGov also has Venezeula numbers, and as someone who has studied public opinion on uses of force for 30 years.... these are TERRIBLE numbers for a President immediately after a surprise tactical success with strong claims of direct US interests from President. Not just no rally, TERRIBLE
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Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
January 8, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Emily Heller, an eyewitness, is speaking out to set the record straight. Officers were screaming at Renee Nicole Good, “Move, move, move.”
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
So she moved, and they shot her multiple times? Then Noem and Trump branded her a domestic terrorist. Does everyone see how absolutely insane that sounds?
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Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.
January 7, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Her vehicle's right front panel cleared the ICE agent who didn't open fire until after he was at the side of her vehicle. He used deadly force on a fleeing individual, which is against DHS policy. This is murder. He needs to be arrested.
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
January 7, 2026 at 6:58 PM
A 23 year old larping as a journalist made a misleading and inaccurate YouTube video that the administration full of chronically online shitposters used to justify the “largest immigration operation ever” and now someone is dead
How out of touch can Rick Scott possibly be?
Oh yeah for sure. Definitley try to get non-insured individual pricing at your local hospital. Definitely a Good Idea.
BARTIROMO: What is the GOP's healthcare plan?
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
RICK SCOTT: Many times you can buy it way cheaper by just going directly to a doctor or a hospital or surgery center rather than going through the insurance product. Let them buy their own insurance.
January 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
How out of touch can Rick Scott possibly be?
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Paul Singer owns Citgo, which he bought out of foreclosure for a song. Citgo now owns Venezuela, which Trump just gave Mr. Singer. In Trump's defense Singer donated millions to Trump's every fund on earth. He's cashing out at $hundreds:1. No blockades for oligarchs.
www.rawstory.com/meet-the-bil...
www.rawstory.com/meet-the-bil...
Meet the billionaire Trump megadonor set to make a killing from Venezuela attack
One of President Donald Trump’s top billionaire donors, who has spent the past several months backing a push for regime change in Venezuela, is about to cash in after the president’s kidnapping of the...
www.rawstory.com
January 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Paul Singer owns Citgo, which he bought out of foreclosure for a song. Citgo now owns Venezuela, which Trump just gave Mr. Singer. In Trump's defense Singer donated millions to Trump's every fund on earth. He's cashing out at $hundreds:1. No blockades for oligarchs.
www.rawstory.com/meet-the-bil...
www.rawstory.com/meet-the-bil...
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"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
January 7, 2026 at 1:02 AM
"Marco Rubio, we salute you!"
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
A real thing that was said by the CBS Evening News anchor tonight.
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Who exactly are America’s allies right now?
And don’t say Russia, because this is what Russia wants.
You think Trump aligning with Putin is for America?
Then you are the most gullible stupid fool.
And don’t say Russia, because this is what Russia wants.
You think Trump aligning with Putin is for America?
Then you are the most gullible stupid fool.
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Who exactly are America’s allies right now?
And don’t say Russia, because this is what Russia wants.
You think Trump aligning with Putin is for America?
Then you are the most gullible stupid fool.
And don’t say Russia, because this is what Russia wants.
You think Trump aligning with Putin is for America?
Then you are the most gullible stupid fool.