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Tanooki Chris
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Uma mistura de psitaciforme com crocodiliano
Favor tenham um ano bem novo
January 1, 2026 at 9:10 PM
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Simon Belmont: "ah dang, I have low health, what will i do?!"

The ever so useful wall chicken:
October 10, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Minha mochila do trabalho
🐊Followed to school
December 31, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hora de cantar Simple and Clean no karaokê
December 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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rindo
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Cheguei em Fortaleza, mas queria estar em Uruaú (praia!!)
December 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
A data de lançamento de Kingdom Hearts 4
December 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Sdds de quando conseguia usar essa camisa sem cozinhar embaixo dela
Isfriô, né? (versão sem moletom)
December 30, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Curado
December 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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o raro vivillon padrão de pokebola visto em caxias do sul - RS
December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
"Cabaço" é certamente uma palavra muito explosiva (bastante estourado em São Paulo)
December 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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December 28, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Fiz tatuagem bem na época desse calor absolutamente sertanejo nessa cidade, o braço tá doendo tanto que tô preparando pra ele cair e regenerar igual lagarto
December 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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December 26, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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ハルジオさんかっこかわいい💜💚
メイドに徹してるところも、メイドかなぐり捨てめ熱い戦いができる時の剥き出しの表情も好き。

すいませんレイヤー消えてるのがあったので再投稿しましたです💦
いいねRTくださった方ありがとうございますandすいません💦
November 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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December 24, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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Desce daí fafá
a girl in a school uniform stands in front of a lush green forest
ALT: a girl in a school uniform stands in front of a lush green forest
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Parece até que eu previ há dois anos que esse negócio de juntar caixinha pra plantão de natal e ano novo ia me morder a bunda um dia desses
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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a experiência de coletivamente receber alerta da defesa civil é assim
December 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Rejogando Pokemon X, dessa vez sem usar pokemons que uso com recorrência, tô conseguindo aproveitar mais o jogo dessa vez
Só tô sentindo falta de uma fada nessa equipe
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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miopia e astigmatismo dá um tesão do caralho
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM