Tottie Limejuice
@tottie.bsky.social
Author, dog owner, former cat servant, Living in France, sanity in doubt. Writes crime fiction as LM Krier (Ted Darling series) and travel memoirs (Sell the Pig series) as Tottie Limejuice
Isn't the memory remarkable? Woke at 6am. Too early to get up so I spent an hour mentally rehearsing the talk I'm giving at the library on Wednesday. Could remember every word I'd planned. Could I remember what day it was? Or what was on my agenda for today? Could I eckerslyke!!
December 15, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Isn't the memory remarkable? Woke at 6am. Too early to get up so I spent an hour mentally rehearsing the talk I'm giving at the library on Wednesday. Could remember every word I'd planned. Could I remember what day it was? Or what was on my agenda for today? Could I eckerslyke!!
At least there was enough good light to pick out the goldfinch's colours! Not much else doing, though.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
At least there was enough good light to pick out the goldfinch's colours! Not much else doing, though.
Isn't the memory a strange thing? Giving a talk at the library next week, to grown ups this time, about The Dog with the Golden Eyes. Plotted the whole thing out whilst walking Rosie just now. Can remember it off verbatim, no problem. Can I remember what I did this morning? What do you think??
December 13, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Isn't the memory a strange thing? Giving a talk at the library next week, to grown ups this time, about The Dog with the Golden Eyes. Plotted the whole thing out whilst walking Rosie just now. Can remember it off verbatim, no problem. Can I remember what I did this morning? What do you think??
My brother used to take mother to the police museum in Manchester which she always enjoyed. Just found this photo of her with a very tall sergeant!
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
My brother used to take mother to the police museum in Manchester which she always enjoyed. Just found this photo of her with a very tall sergeant!
These dank murky days are hopeless for the trail cam. This would have been a great shot with enough light to show the colours. Good job it's not film I'm wasting!!
December 7, 2025 at 12:01 PM
These dank murky days are hopeless for the trail cam. This would have been a great shot with enough light to show the colours. Good job it's not film I'm wasting!!
Forgot the Christmas market is this Saturday. I'd like to support it but parking will be hell. Best place is top of the hill BUT my physio says I shouldn't be doing much walking.I'm pretty sure that would rule out yomping up these steps carrying bags of fruit and veg! 😂
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Forgot the Christmas market is this Saturday. I'd like to support it but parking will be hell. Best place is top of the hill BUT my physio says I shouldn't be doing much walking.I'm pretty sure that would rule out yomping up these steps carrying bags of fruit and veg! 😂
More lovely Salers cattle
December 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
More lovely Salers cattle
Is one of these presents for me? Rosie wants to know.
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Is one of these presents for me? Rosie wants to know.
White rabbits x 3 everyone
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 AM
White rabbits x 3 everyone
Rosie wasn't too sure about the Pumpkin Men !
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Rosie wasn't too sure about the Pumpkin Men !
Rosie and I have been out on a Santa hunt. 'He's definitely been here, mum!'
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Rosie and I have been out on a Santa hunt. 'He's definitely been here, mum!'
Black Friday week madness! Look out for a FREE Amazon Kindle download of Baby's Got Blue Eyes by L M Krier, the compelling debut crime thriller which launched the highly-starred Ted Darling Crime Series.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Black Friday week madness! Look out for a FREE Amazon Kindle download of Baby's Got Blue Eyes by L M Krier, the compelling debut crime thriller which launched the highly-starred Ted Darling Crime Series.
'Jack Frost nipping at your nose' ... you gave me an instant earworm!!
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
'Jack Frost nipping at your nose' ... you gave me an instant earworm!!
The real Meic, on whom I based The Dog with the Golden Eyes, was gentle enough for kitten-sitting. Readers say: 'This book is absolutely delightful. Whether you are in your early 70's like me or 10 yrs old like my granddaughter, it has everything.' From Amazon.
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 AM
The real Meic, on whom I based The Dog with the Golden Eyes, was gentle enough for kitten-sitting. Readers say: 'This book is absolutely delightful. Whether you are in your early 70's like me or 10 yrs old like my granddaughter, it has everything.' From Amazon.
' Heartwarming.'
'What a delightful story, for adults and children. Short and sweet tale of a little boy and a dog who communicate without words and bring love into each other's life just when needed.'
'What a delightful story, for adults and children. Short and sweet tale of a little boy and a dog who communicate without words and bring love into each other's life just when needed.'
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
' Heartwarming.'
'What a delightful story, for adults and children. Short and sweet tale of a little boy and a dog who communicate without words and bring love into each other's life just when needed.'
'What a delightful story, for adults and children. Short and sweet tale of a little boy and a dog who communicate without words and bring love into each other's life just when needed.'
Google>Define>PetBeds Nope, cannot compute. Rosie sleeps glued to me, all the time, especially when camping, for which I am grateful.
November 7, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Google>Define>PetBeds Nope, cannot compute. Rosie sleeps glued to me, all the time, especially when camping, for which I am grateful.
According to my phone it is raining 🌧 heavily here. Damn , I must get another eye test done!
November 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
According to my phone it is raining 🌧 heavily here. Damn , I must get another eye test done!
Could there be a more suitable mug for me??
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Could there be a more suitable mug for me??
Do please consider giving this a share. It honestly is a nice little Christmas story, genuinely for readers of 7-70+. And now it's out in English and French, it's great reading practice for learners of either language.
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Do please consider giving this a share. It honestly is a nice little Christmas story, genuinely for readers of 7-70+. And now it's out in English and French, it's great reading practice for learners of either language.
Beautiful. Rosie says bonjour from France.
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Beautiful. Rosie says bonjour from France.
Yay, good old Rodney the Rocket stove! Lit from the first match, hot froffee milk in no time at all. Forgot the insulated mug doesn't hold as much as it looks like, so Rosie is cleaning up the spillage for me! This model but mine is green.
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Yay, good old Rodney the Rocket stove! Lit from the first match, hot froffee milk in no time at all. Forgot the insulated mug doesn't hold as much as it looks like, so Rosie is cleaning up the spillage for me! This model but mine is green.
Pineapple broom for my neighbour. Live long and prosper, little fellow!
October 30, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Pineapple broom for my neighbour. Live long and prosper, little fellow!
Exhibit A, Rosie.
October 29, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Exhibit A, Rosie.
Hooray hooray, my very favourite beans, Coco plat, are back in season so I bought a huge bag of them at the market today!
October 25, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Hooray hooray, my very favourite beans, Coco plat, are back in season so I bought a huge bag of them at the market today!