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People gotta start sexualizing Mrs. Claus and Mother Nature from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Criminal that there's not more porn of them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
People gotta start sexualizing Mrs. Claus and Mother Nature from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Criminal that there's not more porn of them.
GIFs formative to your sexuality
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
GIFs formative to your sexuality
high school
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
high school
billion - 1
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
billion - 1
Romancing SaGa 2
December 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Romancing SaGa 2
What an utterly bizarre experience.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an utterly bizarre experience.
There's layers to it. But these couple of Wikipedia paragraphs offer enough historical context on their own to make one go, "Wow! Modern payment processors are the most puritanical censorship agency of the past 80 years at least!"
December 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There's layers to it. But these couple of Wikipedia paragraphs offer enough historical context on their own to make one go, "Wow! Modern payment processors are the most puritanical censorship agency of the past 80 years at least!"
Pork Belly 2: Porker's Revenge (this time i cut it myself, it's my revenge, i made it better, my girlfriend preferred it basically being bacon last time though, gonna have to do half plump half skinny next time)
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Pork Belly 2: Porker's Revenge (this time i cut it myself, it's my revenge, i made it better, my girlfriend preferred it basically being bacon last time though, gonna have to do half plump half skinny next time)
Improbably, I got the same result as him.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Improbably, I got the same result as him.
Doing the quiz NL did today, need some answers, thanks.
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Doing the quiz NL did today, need some answers, thanks.
Me when I realize the police thanks to my picture book.
December 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Me when I realize the police thanks to my picture book.
"I don't think it's Kevin." is such an incredible stinger to that paragraph.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 AM
"I don't think it's Kevin." is such an incredible stinger to that paragraph.
This looks like a shitpost, but like, it just ain't been my year, and Heather Flowers knows how to make a game.
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This looks like a shitpost, but like, it just ain't been my year, and Heather Flowers knows how to make a game.
Porker learns to fry pork belly.
November 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Porker learns to fry pork belly.
Media: "Within the organization, frustration has mounted and there is talk that every offensive player needs to be fired. Reports say it is clear to everyone that these award winning players are just too difficult to coach."
Fans:
Fans:
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Media: "Within the organization, frustration has mounted and there is talk that every offensive player needs to be fired. Reports say it is clear to everyone that these award winning players are just too difficult to coach."
Fans:
Fans:
ANY/A is one of the stats most correlated with current and future wins. He's at 114% of league average ANY/A this season, the second highest of his career. This year it's a product of throwing nearly no interceptions, one of the most consistent year-to-year stats for QBs. He's not the problem.
November 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
ANY/A is one of the stats most correlated with current and future wins. He's at 114% of league average ANY/A this season, the second highest of his career. This year it's a product of throwing nearly no interceptions, one of the most consistent year-to-year stats for QBs. He's not the problem.
Me when I'm a QB on my 6th playcaller in 6 years as an NFL starter, and my 10th in 10 years including college: "Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just difficult to coach."
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Me when I'm a QB on my 6th playcaller in 6 years as an NFL starter, and my 10th in 10 years including college: "Maybe it's me. Maybe I'm just difficult to coach."
Growing up in the Philadelphia area means that, in your lifetime, sports will purely be an exercise in the absurd.
November 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Growing up in the Philadelphia area means that, in your lifetime, sports will purely be an exercise in the absurd.