Ashley (I'm Humidibot)
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any pronouns
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Santa Claus wrestled outside of Monterrey back on the 7th. I actually have results for this one; he did pick up the win.
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Santa Claus wrestled outside of Monterrey back on the 7th. I actually have results for this one; he did pick up the win.
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a running thread of Santa Claus matches in Mexico this holiday season
December 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
a running thread of Santa Claus matches in Mexico this holiday season
People gotta start sexualizing Mrs. Claus and Mother Nature from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Criminal that there's not more porn of them.
December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
People gotta start sexualizing Mrs. Claus and Mother Nature from The Year Without a Santa Claus. Criminal that there's not more porn of them.
Whenever someone describes food for the fictional undead "tasting like ash in their mouth," I am contractually obligated to put on a husky voice and quip, "I think you'd find that's not so bad."
December 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Whenever someone describes food for the fictional undead "tasting like ash in their mouth," I am contractually obligated to put on a husky voice and quip, "I think you'd find that's not so bad."
I want no part of discourse on this and am purposely misspelling, but for anyone who *does:* Worth remembering that Epec pays a flat fee for its free games, and judges its success in new paying users. So more effective pressure would be to call for people to stop buying shit on EGgS for a while.
December 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I want no part of discourse on this and am purposely misspelling, but for anyone who *does:* Worth remembering that Epec pays a flat fee for its free games, and judges its success in new paying users. So more effective pressure would be to call for people to stop buying shit on EGgS for a while.
Dampé's Ass-Pounding Gravedigging Tour
December 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Dampé's Ass-Pounding Gravedigging Tour
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The end of Section 230 would mean the end of all but the largest websites that allow user-generated content at all - and even the largest would be radically changed and locked down
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
Sen. WHITEHOUSE: We finally are moving to file a bipartisan Section 230 repeal bill. Waiting any longer serves no useful purpose.
December 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The end of Section 230 would mean the end of all but the largest websites that allow user-generated content at all - and even the largest would be radically changed and locked down
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
It would probably mean the end of your fav streamers' careers
Call your senators and your representatives about this
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making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
GIFs formative to your sexuality
December 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
GIFs formative to your sexuality
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These laws are to censor LGBTQ voices off the internet. The co-sponsor of KOSA, just one of the 18 censorship/surveillance laws, said we need to pass it to protect kids from “the transgender in society”. These laws will remove ALL anonymity from the internet endangering activists, journalists,etc
KOSA Won’t Just Silence LGBTQ Voices; It Will Also Be Used To Hide Abortion Info From The Internet
We’ve highlighted in great detail how KOSA (the Kids Online Safety Act), sponsored by Senators Richard Blumenthal and Marsha Blackburn, which currently has an astounding 46 cosponsors, will be used…
www.techdirt.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
These laws are to censor LGBTQ voices off the internet. The co-sponsor of KOSA, just one of the 18 censorship/surveillance laws, said we need to pass it to protect kids from “the transgender in society”. These laws will remove ALL anonymity from the internet endangering activists, journalists,etc
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🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them
—NO to KOSA
—NO to Section 230 reform
—NO to age verification laws
—NO to the SCREEN Act
—NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act)
badinternetbills.com
A gay JAV finally showing up after so many years must surely be some kind of omen.
These Men Go Wild for Dicks
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
A gay JAV finally showing up after so many years must surely be some kind of omen.
high school
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
high school
Top 10 Reasons Even Sleeping Aids Will Not Let Ashley Get a Full Night's Rest Lately (#2 Will Shock You!)
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Top 10 Reasons Even Sleeping Aids Will Not Let Ashley Get a Full Night's Rest Lately (#2 Will Shock You!)
billion - 1
December 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
billion - 1
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I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?
It's kinda psychotic that the guys who have to call a complete pass to Mike Wazowski for a gain of 6 are explaining how it's a serious limitation of the Eagles' offense that they run nearly all their plays out of the shotgun, while Joe Buck is just kinda coasting through the night.
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
It's kinda psychotic that the guys who have to call a complete pass to Mike Wazowski for a gain of 6 are explaining how it's a serious limitation of the Eagles' offense that they run nearly all their plays out of the shotgun, while Joe Buck is just kinda coasting through the night.
Reply to this with tier maker links (or subjects to look for tier makers of) and I'll do them, I will fucking do them all, I don't even care man, it's the year 2015 and we are exchanging opinions on trivial topics, I gotta get out of this day, I will do the tier lists
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Reply to this with tier maker links (or subjects to look for tier makers of) and I'll do them, I will fucking do them all, I don't even care man, it's the year 2015 and we are exchanging opinions on trivial topics, I gotta get out of this day, I will do the tier lists
🎶I try, and I try, and I tryyyy
But eeeeeverybody wants to put me dowwwn, they say
I'm going craaaaazyyy
They say I got a lot of water in my braiiin
Ohhh, I got no common sense
I got nobody left to belieeeeve
No, no, no, nooooo🎶
But eeeeeverybody wants to put me dowwwn, they say
I'm going craaaaazyyy
They say I got a lot of water in my braiiin
Ohhh, I got no common sense
I got nobody left to belieeeeve
No, no, no, nooooo🎶
December 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
🎶I try, and I try, and I tryyyy
But eeeeeverybody wants to put me dowwwn, they say
I'm going craaaaazyyy
They say I got a lot of water in my braiiin
Ohhh, I got no common sense
I got nobody left to belieeeeve
No, no, no, nooooo🎶
But eeeeeverybody wants to put me dowwwn, they say
I'm going craaaaazyyy
They say I got a lot of water in my braiiin
Ohhh, I got no common sense
I got nobody left to belieeeeve
No, no, no, nooooo🎶
Man, that Chiefs game was a once-in-a-generation hate watch. You couldn't script a better hate watch. Outstanding.
December 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Man, that Chiefs game was a once-in-a-generation hate watch. You couldn't script a better hate watch. Outstanding.
For some number of years, the prime time NFL games used to have this thing where they kept trying to outdo themselves with ridiculous graphics to make a ridiculous metaphor to communicate a simple narrative. There's been no joy in it lately because it's always some nauseating AI slop video instead.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
For some number of years, the prime time NFL games used to have this thing where they kept trying to outdo themselves with ridiculous graphics to make a ridiculous metaphor to communicate a simple narrative. There's been no joy in it lately because it's always some nauseating AI slop video instead.
Ruby, scrutanizing an old JRPG cover: "... Is that [the game with] the guy who gets rockin' tits when he turns into a monster?"
Me: "Yeah."
Me: "Yeah."
December 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Ruby, scrutanizing an old JRPG cover: "... Is that [the game with] the guy who gets rockin' tits when he turns into a monster?"
Me: "Yeah."
Me: "Yeah."
Everyone you ask seems to have a "my parents didn't want me playing Soulcalibur II" story. Mine made me promise never to replicate anything they did in the game, which is why to this day I can't be a Dominatrix, I'm sorry baby, I HAVE to sub.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Everyone you ask seems to have a "my parents didn't want me playing Soulcalibur II" story. Mine made me promise never to replicate anything they did in the game, which is why to this day I can't be a Dominatrix, I'm sorry baby, I HAVE to sub.
Please put patterns on a different button from speeds, vibrator-makers. I get it, you're trying to save space and production costs. But I shouldn't have to hold the button for 2 seconds to turn it off and then hold it again just to go back to lower speeds! Even my cheap breast pumps know this!
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Please put patterns on a different button from speeds, vibrator-makers. I get it, you're trying to save space and production costs. But I shouldn't have to hold the button for 2 seconds to turn it off and then hold it again just to go back to lower speeds! Even my cheap breast pumps know this!