Nedrik Toxifier
@toxicned.bsky.social
Snarky philosopher who attempts to apply creative use of common sense
If you can't take the heat, you definitely can't handle the humidity!
July 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If you can't take the heat, you definitely can't handle the humidity!
Taxes completed. I think I'm just going to sit on the refund. Honestly, I'm a little surprised I even got a refund due to being unemployed for a little over two months and not having them take out taxes.
February 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Taxes completed. I think I'm just going to sit on the refund. Honestly, I'm a little surprised I even got a refund due to being unemployed for a little over two months and not having them take out taxes.
Because I need a break from the doom and gloom...
Christy Carlson Romano was on the receiving end of a Dick Cheney! Poor lass got a face full of buckshot and nearly lost an eye. All I know is that Ron Possible and Rufus would have prevented that.
Christy Carlson Romano was on the receiving end of a Dick Cheney! Poor lass got a face full of buckshot and nearly lost an eye. All I know is that Ron Possible and Rufus would have prevented that.
February 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Because I need a break from the doom and gloom...
Christy Carlson Romano was on the receiving end of a Dick Cheney! Poor lass got a face full of buckshot and nearly lost an eye. All I know is that Ron Possible and Rufus would have prevented that.
Christy Carlson Romano was on the receiving end of a Dick Cheney! Poor lass got a face full of buckshot and nearly lost an eye. All I know is that Ron Possible and Rufus would have prevented that.
Super Bowl Sunday - The best day to hit the laundromat and get your laundry done because there's no one there.
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Super Bowl Sunday - The best day to hit the laundromat and get your laundry done because there's no one there.
I think we all need a little break for some levity.
February 4, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think we all need a little break for some levity.
I just had a bit of longing hit where a memory of my old blog randomly popped in my head. I don't think it was so much the act of blogging that I miss (actually, I do kind of miss that...), but the community that was built up around it and the people met through there.
February 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I just had a bit of longing hit where a memory of my old blog randomly popped in my head. I don't think it was so much the act of blogging that I miss (actually, I do kind of miss that...), but the community that was built up around it and the people met through there.
Due to the transubstantiation of bread and wine, logic states that Christians can't be vegetarian or vegan.
January 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Due to the transubstantiation of bread and wine, logic states that Christians can't be vegetarian or vegan.
Boobs.
That is all.
That is all.
January 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Boobs.
That is all.
That is all.
Hackers is such a fun yet horribly ridiculous film. And while some of the techniques they use are based on truth, many of them are just hyped up CGI for entertainment value.
Plus the worm is a duplicate of the one used in Superman 3.
Plus the worm is a duplicate of the one used in Superman 3.
January 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hackers is such a fun yet horribly ridiculous film. And while some of the techniques they use are based on truth, many of them are just hyped up CGI for entertainment value.
Plus the worm is a duplicate of the one used in Superman 3.
Plus the worm is a duplicate of the one used in Superman 3.
Had an afternoon saying goodbye to a former professor who was also an old friend. I also got to reconnect with a number of folks that I hadn't seen in decades, reintroduce myself to friends that didn't remember me (age and time apart does that), and make new friends.
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Had an afternoon saying goodbye to a former professor who was also an old friend. I also got to reconnect with a number of folks that I hadn't seen in decades, reintroduce myself to friends that didn't remember me (age and time apart does that), and make new friends.
Today was one of those days where I just couldn't deal, but I struggled through anyway. Sadly, it feels like that's going to be the norm for some time, and that shit builds up quick. And you can only struggle for so long before you either snap or break.
January 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Today was one of those days where I just couldn't deal, but I struggled through anyway. Sadly, it feels like that's going to be the norm for some time, and that shit builds up quick. And you can only struggle for so long before you either snap or break.
HERE I AM!
ROCK YOU LIKE A KASBAH!
ROCK YOU LIKE A KASBAH!
January 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HERE I AM!
ROCK YOU LIKE A KASBAH!
ROCK YOU LIKE A KASBAH!
Just because I need something to laugh about today... Remember that Jennifer poops at parties.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwo...
Jennifer is a Party Pooper (7:12am)
YouTube video by Flula
www.youtube.com
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just because I need something to laugh about today... Remember that Jennifer poops at parties.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjwo...
A friend of mine is attending the inauguration tomorrow, invited by Vance because they'd served together in the military and were friends. They grew apart after the military and her divorce from her ex, but reconnected after his nomination. She hoping to get a chance to talk with him.
1/2
1/2
January 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A friend of mine is attending the inauguration tomorrow, invited by Vance because they'd served together in the military and were friends. They grew apart after the military and her divorce from her ex, but reconnected after his nomination. She hoping to get a chance to talk with him.
1/2
1/2
While I'm not much of a sports fan, news of Bob Uecker's passing today gave me pause. I don't think I could name any of the players for the past 25+ years, but I definitely could name him as one of the franchise regulars.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
Beloved Milwaukee Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker has died
Bob Uecker, the voice of the team on the airwaves for 54 years, a Baseball Hall of Famer and local, statewide and national icon, died Thursday.
www.jsonline.com
January 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
While I'm not much of a sports fan, news of Bob Uecker's passing today gave me pause. I don't think I could name any of the players for the past 25+ years, but I definitely could name him as one of the franchise regulars.
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
www.jsonline.com/story/sports...
When I was younger, I hoped to be a father. Getting older made me sad that I wasn't likely to realize that dream. Now? I'm glad I didn't have any kids, because this really isn't a world I'd want them to be inheriting and I feel bad for the youth that will.
January 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When I was younger, I hoped to be a father. Getting older made me sad that I wasn't likely to realize that dream. Now? I'm glad I didn't have any kids, because this really isn't a world I'd want them to be inheriting and I feel bad for the youth that will.
If you smell your own fart, you have just put that fart back inside of yourself.
January 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
If you smell your own fart, you have just put that fart back inside of yourself.
I wonder if I could hit up a Chinese buffet and eat my weight in crab rangoon...
January 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I wonder if I could hit up a Chinese buffet and eat my weight in crab rangoon...
Sometimes it takes all the energy you've got just to make yourself a peanut butter sandwich for dinner, and that's alright.
...Unless you've got a peanut allergy, then it's a cry for help.
...Unless you've got a peanut allergy, then it's a cry for help.
January 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Sometimes it takes all the energy you've got just to make yourself a peanut butter sandwich for dinner, and that's alright.
...Unless you've got a peanut allergy, then it's a cry for help.
...Unless you've got a peanut allergy, then it's a cry for help.
What part of the chicken is the nugget? Does it come from the same place as the fingers or strips?
And why is it so goddamned tasty???
And why is it so goddamned tasty???
December 28, 2024 at 3:38 AM
What part of the chicken is the nugget? Does it come from the same place as the fingers or strips?
And why is it so goddamned tasty???
And why is it so goddamned tasty???
'Tis but a lazy day. I must venture forth into mine kitchen and concoct a meal worthy of the name brunch.
December 8, 2024 at 6:08 PM
'Tis but a lazy day. I must venture forth into mine kitchen and concoct a meal worthy of the name brunch.
Nothing like getting an urge for some dwarven metal, firing up some Wind Rose, then discovering that they had released not one, not two, but FOUR new albums in the last few years.
My wallet won't be happy.
My wallet won't be happy.
December 6, 2024 at 2:01 AM
Nothing like getting an urge for some dwarven metal, firing up some Wind Rose, then discovering that they had released not one, not two, but FOUR new albums in the last few years.
My wallet won't be happy.
My wallet won't be happy.
The inside of my ear fucking itches and there ain't no way to scratch it!
At least not without rupturing the eardrum, but I ain't gonna go that route!
...yet.
At least not without rupturing the eardrum, but I ain't gonna go that route!
...yet.
December 5, 2024 at 5:11 AM
The inside of my ear fucking itches and there ain't no way to scratch it!
At least not without rupturing the eardrum, but I ain't gonna go that route!
...yet.
At least not without rupturing the eardrum, but I ain't gonna go that route!
...yet.
I still think one of the best feelings is that of coming home from work and taking off your pants.
Well... shoes have to come off first, so that's second best. But then the pants, which is THE BEST.
Well... shoes have to come off first, so that's second best. But then the pants, which is THE BEST.
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
I still think one of the best feelings is that of coming home from work and taking off your pants.
Well... shoes have to come off first, so that's second best. But then the pants, which is THE BEST.
Well... shoes have to come off first, so that's second best. But then the pants, which is THE BEST.
I think I'm starting to realize that I'm going to end up like Statler and Waldorf in my old age.
The only downside is that I don't think there's going to be an audience that I'll be tailoring my snark-filled performance.
The only downside is that I don't think there's going to be an audience that I'll be tailoring my snark-filled performance.
November 19, 2024 at 2:29 AM
I think I'm starting to realize that I'm going to end up like Statler and Waldorf in my old age.
The only downside is that I don't think there's going to be an audience that I'll be tailoring my snark-filled performance.
The only downside is that I don't think there's going to be an audience that I'll be tailoring my snark-filled performance.