Mistress Öf The Salmon Salt
@toytowns.bsky.social
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My name's Milö, Vicar of the Blue Öyster Cult Heavy Metal, Occult, Sonic the Hedgehog and Sumerian content (c) 1989 🇵🇷 Diaspora Icon and header by SonyShock #1 Dr. Eggman stan I have NCMEC on speed dial
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everik.bsky.social
They can beat the shit out of each other now
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faneliacosplay.bsky.social
I found a Dr. Eggman ornament at Walmart!! 🤩💕💕 I’m so glad Hallmark is continuing this line and I hope we’ll get Amy next year!!🥹
Pictured is Fanelia’s hand holding a Hallmark Ornament of Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog series. Isn’t his mustache majestic?
toytowns.bsky.social
16-17 years old and hasn't learned when to not trust a fart tsk tsk
zsakamblaze.bsky.social
If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…
a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .
media.tenor.com
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toytowns.bsky.social
the cassocks aren't very difficult to imitate either 🔍
toytowns.bsky.social
oh yeah my wrist is definitely sprained
thank god it's not my dominant hand
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feenavan2099.bsky.social
For context for the people who do not recognize her. The woman in the picture the Prada ad is hunter schafer one of the most famous trans women of all time.
feenavan2099.bsky.social
"We can always tell" 💀💀💀💀
Screenshot of a tweet by Transphobic fascist Richard Hanania saying "Beautiful women are in ads again. Wokeness is over." Above a ad for Prada featuring hunter schafer
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Like for real. The plot of Spirited Away is about a kidnapped child forced into a life of indentured servitude in realm of gods after her mother and father are magically forced into becoming pigs by a witch. Meanwhile, Princess Mononoke exists.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Whenever someone uses Ghibli or Miyazaki as a synonym for "quaint, charming, unthreatening" I'm always like "bro did we watch the same movies?"
wendyxu.bsky.social
every ai bro who has reduced miyazaki to empty gentle aesthetic should no exaggeration get the judas cradle bc this man's markmaking & passion about telling WAR STORIES
toytowns.bsky.social
I need our Pope to start defrocking and to excommunicate predators I need him to do it ⛪️🥾🚶‍♂️
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keithstack.com
Gotta say, CrossWorlds is pretty darn good. 40 hours in and I still just wanna play in nonstop. And it’s getting new content every month?? I’d definitely recommend getting it when it inevitably gets a discount in November, even if you’re not particularly Sonic-brained.
toytowns.bsky.social
I still can’t use some symbols in my religion because they ruined it
toytowns.bsky.social
Are these even real priests or are they actors? maga is known for that
toytowns.bsky.social
Yeah it was such a great relationship he also targeted Catholics for the slaughter just not as much
toytowns.bsky.social
We gotta bring back excommunication
johnmoffitt.bsky.social
Catholic priests wearing red MAGA hats. Suspect that it's not a part of their uniform. Once I pointed a camera at them, the hats were quickly removed.

This is from a Nazi hate rally held by Trump in #Houston TX.
Catholic priests wearing red MAGA hats. Suspect that it's not a part of their uniform. Once I pointed a camera at them, the hats were quickly removed.

This is from a Nazi hate rally held by Trump in #Houston TX.
toytowns.bsky.social
And draw one bc those look like fucked up Twinkies
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memebeanmachine.bsky.social
Sonic Underground's biggest sin was how they drew Sonic eating chili dogs
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tentacleaftercare.bsky.social
That's what fascists do. They have no culture because their culture is wrapped up in the myth of race and in suppressing other people's culture. Everything a fascist "creates" is stolen.
urocklive1.bsky.social
The least cool people in the country are very mad they can't force people to think they're cool, and start imitating their "coolness."
atrupar.com
"There's truth underneath all this fake outrage. Conservatives really are at a disadvantage in pop culture because most creative people are liberals, which has always been true & probably always will be. While MAGA has had some success building a culture machine, what it produces is mostly banal."
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ctg867.bsky.social
I'm old enough to remember Ubisoft cancelling a Rainbow Six about domestic terrorism, turning Splinter Cell into a 24-style torture simulator, and making a Ghost Recon fetishizing the war on drugs.

This is who they've been for a while now bsky.app/profile/kota...
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
Gonna say it, not enough games about defeating Klansmen, Confederates or neo-Confederates.
stephentotilo.bsky.social
SCOOP: Last year, Ubisoft cancelled an Assassin's Creed game set during Reconstruction. Was to feature a Black Assassin who, among other things, fought the rise of the Klan

Sources: Leadership nixed it over concerns re: U.S. political climate, backlash to Yasuke

www.gamefile.news/p/scoop-ubis...
Scoop: Ubisoft cancelled a post-Civil War Assassin’s Creed last year
Company leadership deemed the project too controversial for the moment, sources tell Game File
www.gamefile.news
toytowns.bsky.social
It should be illegal for a job to schedule you for a day shift immediately after a night shift
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bclev.bsky.social
This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
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banewade.bsky.social
talking to a warlord while his freak of a MAN makes faces at you from over his shoulder. based off the scene in lost world when zazz does exactly that when Zavok is talking to eggman.
#zavazz #sonic baneart
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rattejak.bsky.social
Blue-faced Honeyeater
08/10/25
Pixelart illustration of a blue-faced honeyeater pouring sugar into a teacup. The bird species has an olive-coloured back, a black head and a white belly. Its name comes from the bright blue markings around its eyes. The tea cup is white with a golden brim. The bird stands on its brim and handle pouring in sugar from a sugar packet. The background is a minimalist drawing of some buildings. The main illustration is done in a realistic style.