Man ... My subconscious mind is fascinating.

How in the ever loving fuck did you out creep me on that one? Fucking Easter Bunny

I don’t want to alarm you but we might need to cross the streams.

I’m still not 100% convinced you are not just a subconscious projection of my mind exploring what my life would be if drank less and ate more sandwiches.

As if a pile of garbage put on a woman suit and started walking around

I’m with you but where do we draw the line at hoarding?

Whoa! There are consequences for some of these people?!?! I’m shocked.

If anyone might be interested there is a fun little rock band by the same name wandering around. I think they are pretty good too.

murderbydeath.bandcamp.com/album/bitter...

Get your boosters folks. I asked my doctor with a hint of, “Can you believe this is a thing?” She straight up told me, “Yeah it’s probably a good idea. You work in healthcare. Want one?”

Yes please.

Your work is greatly appreciated. Thank you!

Taking an otter fishing would be an amazing experience too. Although one time I was fishing for a couple of hours, no luck and then a heron landed on the other side of the river. Was there not 5 minutes and nabbed a fish and took off. The otter being closer might be humbling.

I want a pet raccoon so bad. On a similar note I’m still a little upset that we don’t have dog-sized elephants.

Pretty sure we are already beyond the tipping point on this one.

Any chance you are planning to record this?