I didn’t hear no bell.

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It’s opening day for baseball. A day of optimism and hope. It’s a chance for us to reflect on, wait what’s that? He said what? What the fuck!?!? Well there’s hotdogs and beer. Whatever.

Something will eventually be over the line and cause immediate consequences. I’m really curious what it will end up being. I bet it will be something to do with cheese.

An actor that makes any movie better?

Give me, Danny Glover

Elon Musk. Boy genius.

Watching the best hope for Dems out on the trail bragging about crowd sizes makes me nauseous.

This is insane

Americans have bystander syndrome. Most just stand around waiting for someone else to do something. No is coming to save us.

The king dies.

💚 Happy Friday everyone!
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