“I always have a safe place to X the street on X-Mas,” Grandma says.

The real miracle was me having enough will power not to post this joke for eight days

Okay but this is the perfect reaction GIF

You could say when it comes to transportation jokes, I traffic in them

+1. We can advocate for safer streets and traffic culture while acknowledging our reality requires walking/biking/rolling defensively. As they [might] say, “Better to be lit up like a baseball stadium and safe than severely injured or worse but standing on principle”

*multi-thousand pound

Omg, *with ADHD

I REST MY CASE