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citizen eeper
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Riley | 28 | trans butch lesbian | she/her | posts may include: tea, music, gaming, Star Trek, gay stuff, Pitt football once again, etc.
first tea of 2026 is an even older oolong (2002 Shui Dian, also from LiquidProust)

love to drink tea that's old enough to drink alcohol
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
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2026 WILL BE THE YEAR OF LINUX ON THE DESKTOP
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
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happy 2026 women can do anything
January 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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new year’s resolution: lesbianism
January 1, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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the point is that together we can find a way. the point is that. together.
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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you are here at the end of a year in which I'll bet you wondered what the point was, at some point
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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snakes leave behind whole skins. all manner of flying creatures, not just butterflies, do them one better, whole new selves from wriggling worms. rocks into gems. mystics die to the flesh to be reborn in the spirit. rebirth is the rule, not the stray exception, if we can grasp it
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Don't kiss boys at midnight. It's New Year's Eve not New Years Steve

Be a lesbian

#newyearseve #nye #newyears
December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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HELLO, AVERAGE ACC NETWORK VIEWER. YOUR COLLARS ARE FLOPPY, AND YOU ARE UNABLE TO GET ERECTIONS. YOUR HAIR IS LIKELY THINNING. YOUR HOME DOES NOT HAVE A STONE FACADE BECAUSE YOU CANNOT AFFORD IT. CHECK OUT TOMORROW'S MIAMI FOOTBALL PREGAME WHERE WE'LL HAVE ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED BEFORE THE
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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just found out the repairs to my car after the hit-and-run-will be $500, so if anyone wants to give my new game & the bundle with all my previous games (I Have the High Ground, PLANET FIST, going rogue 2e) a look while these 20% sales are running, it would be much appreciated!
still figuring out if insurance will cover it, but in the meantime it'd mean the world if you'd consider:

1. picking up my latest game "The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal Back": jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
2. or a 20% bundle of all my other games: itch.io/s/176257/jum...
Jumpgate Games Winter Sale 2025 by Jess Levine | Jumpgate Games
A bundle by Jess Levine | Jumpgate Games, $25.00 for 4 games
itch.io
December 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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still figuring out if insurance will cover it, but in the meantime it'd mean the world if you'd consider:

1. picking up my latest game "The Vatican Stole the Menorah and We're Going to Steal Back": jumpgategames.itch.io/tvstmawgtsib
2. or a 20% bundle of all my other games: itch.io/s/176257/jum...
Jumpgate Games Winter Sale 2025 by Jess Levine | Jumpgate Games
A bundle by Jess Levine | Jumpgate Games, $25.00 for 4 games
itch.io
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
drinking a really nice aged ripe puer today - a little light and woody for a ripe, but super smoothed out from the aging

("Early 2000s" TianDiRen 7262 via LiquidProust)
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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man watching football sucks. pass interference ? id rather be getting. ass interference. on my butt
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
was really confused why the Fenway bowl announcer was yelling about god on the broadcast until I figured out it was just this kid's actual first name
December 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
MasonHeintschel.exe has stopped responding
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Pitt football was built in a lab to play stupid bowl games that are hugely entertaining to neutrals and that make Pitt fans want to die
December 26, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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live military bowl reaction
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
two footballs stand before you. one only tells the truth; the other only lies.

you are a player in the 2025 Military Bowl, and you do not know which ball you have been handed on this snap. what do you do
FUCK IT, BALL DOES IN FACT LIE
December 27, 2025 at 6:28 PM
FUCK IT, BALL DOES IN FACT LIE
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
live military bowl reaction
December 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
touchdown play that makes me say out loud "WHY DID THAT WORK" lmao
December 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
really funny for ECU to punt away from the guy who just muffed the last one imo. I'd just kick it straight at him and say "I bet you won't fuckin do it again"
December 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
catching up on @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social 40 for 40 on the train. up the poptarts
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM