Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
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🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?
Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.
I, like an onion, have layers…
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I, like an onion, have layers…
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
I’m sure someone is mumbling to themselves that I didn’t need a mammogram and all this is a result of me forcing my male body into female spaces… but the radiologist concludes the read with a recommendation for yearly repeat mammograms.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I’m sure someone is mumbling to themselves that I didn’t need a mammogram and all this is a result of me forcing my male body into female spaces… but the radiologist concludes the read with a recommendation for yearly repeat mammograms.
Today's Visit
You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person.
(I had a mammogram.)
You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person.
(I had a mammogram.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Today's Visit
You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person.
(I had a mammogram.)
You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person.
(I had a mammogram.)
I’m a transgender.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m a transgender.
I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.
She act like I don’t know ball… but #selfivchallenge
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She act like I don’t know ball… but #selfivchallenge
She said she didn’t feel respected and left. Mind you this was a “nurse leader” per her badge buddy.
I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.
I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
She said she didn’t feel respected and left. Mind you this was a “nurse leader” per her badge buddy.
I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.
I ended up with a 20 in the AC. Not by her, mind you. She left me bleeding when she stormed off.
Party 4 u (round 2)
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Party 4 u (round 2)
Sadly I’ll be seeing those again later today.
October 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Sadly I’ll be seeing those again later today.
F in the chat for my butthole.
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
F in the chat for my butthole.
POV: you just mass transfused two coolers worth of product into an esophageal varicices patient.
October 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
POV: you just mass transfused two coolers worth of product into an esophageal varicices patient.
This worked pretty well on my back molar.
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
This worked pretty well on my back molar.
Me, to the new resident: You don't order it? That is perverse! Don't tell anybody you don't own fucking give Geodon…. It's gonna be okay.
September 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Me, to the new resident: You don't order it? That is perverse! Don't tell anybody you don't own fucking give Geodon…. It's gonna be okay.
POV: me begging the resident for 25mg of seroquel for my patient that just threatened to kill me.
August 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
POV: me begging the resident for 25mg of seroquel for my patient that just threatened to kill me.
Republicans be like:
August 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Republicans be like:
PSA: Continued hot weather conditions have increased snake sightings. It’s important that healthcare workers know what to be on the lookout for. Here are a few examples:
August 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
PSA: Continued hot weather conditions have increased snake sightings. It’s important that healthcare workers know what to be on the lookout for. Here are a few examples:
“Don’t chart all that, you’re charting too much. No one will ever read that except us (the nurses) and the lawyers.” —me
July 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
“Don’t chart all that, you’re charting too much. No one will ever read that except us (the nurses) and the lawyers.” —me
It was cheaper in March. Damn inflation.
July 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
It was cheaper in March. Damn inflation.
How your email finds me on a Monday morning after night 3 of 3.
July 14, 2025 at 4:39 PM
How your email finds me on a Monday morning after night 3 of 3.