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What’s the most versed your patient’s gotten in a 24 hour period without being on a versed drip? Mines gotten 134.
December 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
What’s the most versed your patient’s gotten in a 24 hour period without being on a versed drip? Mines gotten 134.
Maybe if pharmacy wasn’t in the basement, they’d be happier.
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Maybe if pharmacy wasn’t in the basement, they’d be happier.
I have injured my shoulder. How? In my sleep.
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I have injured my shoulder. How? In my sleep.
Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hey cis women, if you contacted your doctor about unusual vaginal bleeding during sexual activity, do they jump immediately to surgical evaluation?
Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
December 13, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Never the less, I decided to try my luck at using my ultrasound to calculate my bladder volume.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
Using the cuboid correction of 0.89, I got 393mL. I voided 400.
Close enough for government work.
Having 3 ICU patients is too much but having one on 160 of propofol just means I’m changing bottles constantly.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Having 3 ICU patients is too much but having one on 160 of propofol just means I’m changing bottles constantly.
My favorite tricyclic antidepressant is flexeril.
My favorite muscle relaxant is nimbex.
Follow me for more pharmacology recommendations.
My favorite muscle relaxant is nimbex.
Follow me for more pharmacology recommendations.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
My favorite tricyclic antidepressant is flexeril.
My favorite muscle relaxant is nimbex.
Follow me for more pharmacology recommendations.
My favorite muscle relaxant is nimbex.
Follow me for more pharmacology recommendations.
Over the last few years I’ve tried really hard to stop being a hater just to be, idk, edgy… or to dunk on people for a couple of likes.
Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off.
Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.
Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off.
Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Over the last few years I’ve tried really hard to stop being a hater just to be, idk, edgy… or to dunk on people for a couple of likes.
Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off.
Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.
Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off.
Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.
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Reposted by Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
We would like to remind our customers that Bluesky is not zero-rated on any of our plans. Feel free to continue to enjoy Bluesky, but you will be billed.
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
We would like to remind our customers that Bluesky is not zero-rated on any of our plans. Feel free to continue to enjoy Bluesky, but you will be billed.
New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.
I never understood the whole, “new phone who dis?” thing.
I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.
I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I never understood the whole, “new phone who dis?” thing.
I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.
I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.
The bartender at this restaurant is a trans woman who sounds exactly like my ex-fiancé.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
The bartender at this restaurant is a trans woman who sounds exactly like my ex-fiancé.
Working in healthcare means you know that there’s a competition between the guys in transport and the guys who work in supply chain to see who can wear the most cologne.
flying is such a great way to learn about what new colognes men are upending over their heads these days
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Working in healthcare means you know that there’s a competition between the guys in transport and the guys who work in supply chain to see who can wear the most cologne.
I either need to get out of bed or go to sleep. And I don’t seem to be able to do either.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I either need to get out of bed or go to sleep. And I don’t seem to be able to do either.
I, like an onion, have layers…
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I, like an onion, have layers…
Just watched a video with her. I’ll just say it. She looks…different. But sounds the same. And there’s a part of me that misses her.
lol I didn’t expect to open this app and immediately see my ex retweeted but here we are.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just watched a video with her. I’ll just say it. She looks…different. But sounds the same. And there’s a part of me that misses her.
This medikeeper health questionaire seems kinda cisnormative. Wants my sex at birth and then despite putting female as my gender identity, it doesn’t ask anything about breast cancer screening.
When I change my sex at birth to female, it starts asking sexual questions that it didn’t ask before.
When I change my sex at birth to female, it starts asking sexual questions that it didn’t ask before.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
This medikeeper health questionaire seems kinda cisnormative. Wants my sex at birth and then despite putting female as my gender identity, it doesn’t ask anything about breast cancer screening.
When I change my sex at birth to female, it starts asking sexual questions that it didn’t ask before.
When I change my sex at birth to female, it starts asking sexual questions that it didn’t ask before.
The MAR comment for Klonopin says, "If crushed, use plastic bag, 2 pair gloves, gown, and mask."
Is any nurse actually doing this? Seems excessive.
Is any nurse actually doing this? Seems excessive.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The MAR comment for Klonopin says, "If crushed, use plastic bag, 2 pair gloves, gown, and mask."
Is any nurse actually doing this? Seems excessive.
Is any nurse actually doing this? Seems excessive.
What are chances that rexulti is making me… uhh hypersexual?
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
What are chances that rexulti is making me… uhh hypersexual?
My panties kept falling down while I was shopping that I had to buy new ones…
it was that bad.
it was that bad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My panties kept falling down while I was shopping that I had to buy new ones…
it was that bad.
it was that bad.
Everyone on tinder is either obsessed with Harry Potter or Pot. Or both.
I can deal with either in measures but calm down.
I can deal with either in measures but calm down.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Everyone on tinder is either obsessed with Harry Potter or Pot. Or both.
I can deal with either in measures but calm down.
I can deal with either in measures but calm down.
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
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*First day as a drug dealer*: “if you were happy with your experience, it would be so great if you could leave a Google review”
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
*First day as a drug dealer*: “if you were happy with your experience, it would be so great if you could leave a Google review”