Jim Mirrodin
@trasgomorph.bsky.social
shitpostmodernist. aspiring vermispex.
Man, it is really hard to lose after casting Trystan’s Command. They followed up with a Curious Colossus and I still ground it out.
January 31, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Man, it is really hard to lose after casting Trystan’s Command. They followed up with a Curious Colossus and I still ground it out.
Nostalgia is a narcotic and calls to return to a vanished past should be seen as what they are—an infantile version of reactionary thought—and yet I felt a pang going through my picture books from the 1990’s with my kid. We never landed on a better aesthetic than “purple & green hologram skeleton.”
January 28, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Nostalgia is a narcotic and calls to return to a vanished past should be seen as what they are—an infantile version of reactionary thought—and yet I felt a pang going through my picture books from the 1990’s with my kid. We never landed on a better aesthetic than “purple & green hologram skeleton.”
can’t recommend having two cats in your house highly enough.
January 20, 2026 at 2:01 PM
can’t recommend having two cats in your house highly enough.
what kind of a day’re trying to have tomorrow
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
what kind of a day’re trying to have tomorrow
i will be sleeving this bad boy until it is officially One Pint tall
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 AM
i will be sleeving this bad boy until it is officially One Pint tall
lol I lost this one cube fucken whips
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 AM
lol I lost this one cube fucken whips
fantastic work here
January 13, 2026 at 7:47 PM
fantastic work here
the men were here to get your
January 12, 2026 at 12:43 PM
the men were here to get your
Magic cards fucken rule, I don’t know what to tell you.
January 5, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Magic cards fucken rule, I don’t know what to tell you.
Never felt more like the 40-year-old dad of a toddler than at 2nd & Charles today.
January 3, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Never felt more like the 40-year-old dad of a toddler than at 2nd & Charles today.
man dont say this shit to me
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
man dont say this shit to me
miso congee with edamame, sweet potato dinos, and teriyaki salmon—love to feed my toddler like a neurotic’s pampered dog
December 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
miso congee with edamame, sweet potato dinos, and teriyaki salmon—love to feed my toddler like a neurotic’s pampered dog
<tomwaitsvoice>What’s he BUILDING in there?</tomwaitsvoice>
December 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
<tomwaitsvoice>What’s he BUILDING in there?</tomwaitsvoice>
Not sure which year you’re celebrating, but I assume this is in the range. Sick as hell.
December 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Not sure which year you’re celebrating, but I assume this is in the range. Sick as hell.
Oh, I’ve wasted my life
November 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Oh, I’ve wasted my life
they have let Leo be legal in Brawl, and I’m making it everybody’s problem
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
they have let Leo be legal in Brawl, and I’m making it everybody’s problem
in memes, I walk with you/in memes, I talk with you/in memes, you’re mine/all of the time/in memes, in memes
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
in memes, I walk with you/in memes, I talk with you/in memes, you’re mine/all of the time/in memes, in memes
it’s so important to, at all times, keep in your home a cat who is Stupid
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
it’s so important to, at all times, keep in your home a cat who is Stupid
the healing aesthetic
November 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
the healing aesthetic
but hell yeah to all dead selves
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 AM
but hell yeah to all dead selves
The new Mountain Goats devotional/self-exegesis is already proving its worth
November 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The new Mountain Goats devotional/self-exegesis is already proving its worth
sometimes you have a thought so all-consuming you have to fire up Canva to exorcise it
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
sometimes you have a thought so all-consuming you have to fire up Canva to exorcise it
Final Verdict: Magic cards are Good
October 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Final Verdict: Magic cards are Good
when you dragged in
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
October 23, 2025 at 9:13 PM
when you dragged in
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
to a bylaw fight
hit the bricks
and drink a flight
lesser Pynchon > greater anyone else
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
lesser Pynchon > greater anyone else