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Connie Perverse
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in memes, I walk with you/in memes, I talk with you/in memes, you’re mine/all of the time/in memes, in memes
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
December 4, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Chronicle of the Punished Man: everyone sends me those Mt Gts parody songs on social media that are actually Pat the Bunny parody songs
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the world the flesh and the devil are using all the fight choreo from They Live! on my ass
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Cas Hinds digs into Magic character depiction and shows us how impactful true diversity, inclusion, and representation can be. @strixhavendropout.bsky.social #MagicTheGathering #MTG #Diversity #Inclusion
The Top 4 Times Magic Learned To Be Inclusive | EDHREC
Cas Hinds digs into Magic character depiction and shows us how impactful true diversity, inclusion, and representation can be.
edhrec.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Legitimately grateful to Variety for being the sin-eater for those who get along with our families but run out of topics of mutual interest at the Thanksgiving table. “Did you see where Variety placed [ICONIC COMEDY]” and Edmund’s Oast are going to get me through Thursday.
Wrong. Spoiler: it’s Naked Gun, the funniest movie ever put to film
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
November 24, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Cathedrals everywhere, if you only pull your head out of your god damn ass
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Trap me in the amber of your mind like a beautiful day playboy
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
it’s so important to, at all times, keep in your home a cat who is Stupid
November 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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It’s fucked up that billionaires have all that money and just buy websites and newspapers that are mean to them instead of ending homelessness or even making the top three most important bands from
Athens GA (Neutral Milk Hotel, REM, The B-52s) reunite and cover each other’s music
November 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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(Fred Schneider voice) SEMEN stains the mountainTOPS
Semen STAINS the MOUNTAINTOPS
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I promise not to shit-talk Charlotte for being a banking city with the infrastructure of a cow town for the next two years. Hell yeah, Charlotte.
CBP reportedly pulling out after a week in Charlotte.
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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listen to this king. a team with low morale is ineffective. relatedly, a team with high morale is effective. also relatedly: we are going to win
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
this is why the actual sacred text is “hey, check out this fucked-up person I made up, alright, see ya.” (c.f., Barry Lyndon, Child of God, Tampa)
the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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nostalgia is a scam invented by big new to sell more old
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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New Article!

Lightning in a Bottle: @naturenurture.bsky.social (Emily Weatherall)

donnycaltrider.substack.com/p/lightning-...
Lightning in a Bottle: Nature Nurture (Emily Weatherall)
Fauna Shaman - Nature Nurture - Secret Lair Showdown
donnycaltrider.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
censured for teaching the child to refer to the fiery salamander from “Frozen II” as “the twisted firestarter”
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Me: <starts poking around mysterious funeral home>
The Tall Man:
Orbs Are Now Mobile
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Ray: Beef, you feel the way about a video game like maybe I would feel about a lady. As a man like that, do you think Elon beat Spacefucker 6 and all that ripe fuss?

Roast Beef: uhh i dunno dogg i think it’s like when a man says he has read a biography of grover cleveland
January 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Call me the Grinch ‘cause I’ll take no L
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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the ball is not the protagonist of pinball. you are not the protagonist of pinball. the hole is the protagonist. you are the villain. she is starving
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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rape culture teaches men to lead empty lives where they believe they’re so fundamentally unlovable at their core that they can only simulate the experience of being sincerely desired by cultivating power and leveraging it to obtain simulated, insincere romance through manipulation and coercion
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM