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My husband won’t read SOTR until he finishes 2 books first. I’m literally gonna go insane. I wanna talk about so bad omg. This is what they mean when they say marriage is hard.
April 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Just finished #sunriseonthereaping if you need to reach me I’ll be here crying hysterically for the rest of my life
March 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This might be a hot take, but I think if you’re discussing plans about committing war crimes, that shit should be done in person.
March 28, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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It’s like Watergate, only in this version Nixon directly mails the tapes to Woodward and Bernstein
March 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Idaho House Bill 270 is currently headed to the governor's desk. Here's what you need to know about this anti-trans bill, which aims to criminalize transgender bodies.

Tell Governor Little: VOTE NO on HB 270.
March 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
That robot worker convention is an abomination. They can use vacuums like people now? Fuck off
March 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Sunrise on the Reaping time
a man in a suit is giving a thumbs up sign
ALT: a man in a suit is giving a thumbs up sign
media.tenor.com
March 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Me me me me me more cowboy than you
February 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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We are just fucked beyond belief.
NEW: Info gathered from Musk's 5 accomplishments email is expected to be run through an AI system to determine whether or not someone's work is mission-critical, according to three sources with knowledge of the system
www.nbcnews.com/politics/dog...
DOGE will use AI to assess the responses from federal workers who were told to justify their jobs via email
The revelation comes as federal workers face a midnight deadline to respond to an email from the U.S. Office of Personnel Management.
www.nbcnews.com
February 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I’ve learned anything by not having access to my medication over the weekend it’s that I will not be getting anything done in the wellness camps. Productivity? Never met her.
February 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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A point to consider.
This is probably the most accurate take.
February 16, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Crazy how when I sleep in for an hour longer than normal I wake up feeling hungover and like I didn’t sleep at all.
February 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m glad they’re called burps and not mouth farts
February 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A 4 year medically induced coma is sounding real good right about now.
February 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Perhaps if he had not spent so much time playing video games so that he could be the #1 video game player he would know that the answer to this question is "All of them."
February 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Every time I poop. I get this feeling. And every time I pee. I swear I could fly.
February 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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2 insurrections, same President.
February 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Ya know as a kid I really thought there would be flying cars and world peace by now
February 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Reminder: Tariffs aren't paid by other countries.

They're eventually paid by us at the check out line.

The tariffs Trump is unleashing tomorrow on Mexico, Canada, and China — our biggest trading partners — are estimated to cost households an extra $1,250 annually.
January 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I bet being a therapist in America realllllly sucks right now. Makin bank I bet, but that shit has to be soo stressful.
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I bet being a therapist in America realllllly sucks right now. Makin bank I bet, but that shit has to be soo stressful.
January 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Me as a politician: what if we made everything stop working as quickly as possible
January 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Gender affirming sturgeonry
January 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Man, shit just keeps getting scarier
January 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM