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I love you bitch
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I aint ever gonna stop loving you
Bitch
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What are they, Sonic fans?

(I say "almost" because the "this was written by AI" complaints were dumb; even if I hate a movie I'm not gonna compare it to actual AI slop since that misses the point of what makes AI generation fundamentally awful in the first place.

This movie is still shit though.)

I expected him to still be more inclined toward the Wonka version (which is fine) but holy SHIT you can smell the nostalgia bias in that review; it was actually kinda friggin annoying

That, and the unneeded comparisons of Willy Wonka to a certain famous deceased musician and claiming he was based off of him (he wasnt).