Timey // Maxine of Trash
@trashmaxine.bsky.social
Movie fan and video essayist. 23 yrs old. Not brave enough to come out irl yet. She/her pronouns.
@zagranis.bsky.social is my beautiful GF 🏳⚧ #ActuallyAutistic
@zagranis.bsky.social is my beautiful GF 🏳⚧ #ActuallyAutistic
Age Verification?
The first Sam Raimi Spider-Man film was released 5 months before I was born.
The first Sam Raimi Spider-Man film was released 5 months before I was born.
Age Verification?
Final Fantasy VII came into this world exactly 2 weeks before I did.
Final Fantasy VII came into this world exactly 2 weeks before I did.
Age Verification?
Tetris was first released in the former Soviet Union.
Tetris was first released in the former Soviet Union.
February 10, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Age Verification?
The first Sam Raimi Spider-Man film was released 5 months before I was born.
The first Sam Raimi Spider-Man film was released 5 months before I was born.
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I still legit don't understand how there is still a market for Harry Potter stuff. Like, I get people trying to separate the art from the artist, but she's still alive and profiting from all this AND she was in with Epstein, so now we know she's an even BIGGER monster than we already thought.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I still legit don't understand how there is still a market for Harry Potter stuff. Like, I get people trying to separate the art from the artist, but she's still alive and profiting from all this AND she was in with Epstein, so now we know she's an even BIGGER monster than we already thought.
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Happy 86th birthday to those beloved cartoon characters, Thomas and Gerald!!
To mark the occasion, I figured I could mark off my top 5 shorts in the Tom and Jerry catalogue. I would've done this last year for the 85th anniversary but... I didn't.
To mark the occasion, I figured I could mark off my top 5 shorts in the Tom and Jerry catalogue. I would've done this last year for the 85th anniversary but... I didn't.
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Happy 86th birthday to those beloved cartoon characters, Thomas and Gerald!!
To mark the occasion, I figured I could mark off my top 5 shorts in the Tom and Jerry catalogue. I would've done this last year for the 85th anniversary but... I didn't.
To mark the occasion, I figured I could mark off my top 5 shorts in the Tom and Jerry catalogue. I would've done this last year for the 85th anniversary but... I didn't.
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I want to make it clear that I fucking love @trashmaxine.bsky.social and she is the best thing that's ever happened to me, I'm gonna marry her, I'm gonna live with her, maybe even one day have a kid with her, she's my world. Sorry for getting mushy but yeah, she's amazing.
Love you bby! <3
Love you bby! <3
February 9, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I want to make it clear that I fucking love @trashmaxine.bsky.social and she is the best thing that's ever happened to me, I'm gonna marry her, I'm gonna live with her, maybe even one day have a kid with her, she's my world. Sorry for getting mushy but yeah, she's amazing.
Love you bby! <3
Love you bby! <3
YOU get google image stock art! YOU get google image stock art! YOU get google image stock art! EVERYBODY GETS GOOGLE IMAGE STOCK ART!
Disney has released a new poster for the 2027 Super Bowl.
The game will air on Disney+, Hulu, ESPN, and ABC.
The game will air on Disney+, Hulu, ESPN, and ABC.
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 PM
YOU get google image stock art! YOU get google image stock art! YOU get google image stock art! EVERYBODY GETS GOOGLE IMAGE STOCK ART!
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At this point, this is such a lazy and cheap way gain clout.
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
At this point, this is such a lazy and cheap way gain clout.
This sounds like the beginning to an actual Jack in the Box commercial
Jack Box: I love chicken, but my friend doesn't. She'd prefer sliced tomatoes. Can we just cut a line in the pizza and have the toppings we want on each half?
February 9, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This sounds like the beginning to an actual Jack in the Box commercial
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Shout out to the “ I always knew they were bad” folks who chime in on every call out post -
You added nothing and helped no one.
You added nothing and helped no one.
February 8, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Shout out to the “ I always knew they were bad” folks who chime in on every call out post -
You added nothing and helped no one.
You added nothing and helped no one.
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Hot Take: People get too mad at this guy for the smallest of reasons
There are youtubers, even within cartoon circles, who have done far more heinous actions and illegal shit that doesn't even get a fraction of the attention to the time Enter was slightly rude to a fan 6 years ago
There are youtubers, even within cartoon circles, who have done far more heinous actions and illegal shit that doesn't even get a fraction of the attention to the time Enter was slightly rude to a fan 6 years ago
If you wanna see how bad Twitter has gotten, people are legitimately siding with Star Giant Productions in an attempt to get back at Mr. Enter for something he did 5 years ago. They don’t care if they are defending a pedophile or a groomer, they believed the “do not ping me ever” guy is far worse.
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Hot Take: People get too mad at this guy for the smallest of reasons
There are youtubers, even within cartoon circles, who have done far more heinous actions and illegal shit that doesn't even get a fraction of the attention to the time Enter was slightly rude to a fan 6 years ago
There are youtubers, even within cartoon circles, who have done far more heinous actions and illegal shit that doesn't even get a fraction of the attention to the time Enter was slightly rude to a fan 6 years ago
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(You didn’t press Main Menu in time because you just realized your remote’s batteries are dead and are now forced to endure over 10 minutes of trailers before the movie begins)
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 AM
(You didn’t press Main Menu in time because you just realized your remote’s batteries are dead and are now forced to endure over 10 minutes of trailers before the movie begins)
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment.
February 8, 2026 at 1:24 AM
This Disney DVD is enhanced with Disney's FastPlay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. FastPlay will begin in a moment.
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Makes me think about how people say "The rise of skywalker is the worst mivie ever"
Buddy, it's not even the worst star wars movie ever, did everyone collectively forget about the prequels?
Buddy, it's not even the worst star wars movie ever, did everyone collectively forget about the prequels?
Film Twitter bitching about Deadpool and Wolverine, calling it the worst film ever made which by that point, I had to say if people consider that and Free Guy the worst film ever, they should see more films.
Response went just as well as you think it would on there
Response went just as well as you think it would on there
February 6, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Makes me think about how people say "The rise of skywalker is the worst mivie ever"
Buddy, it's not even the worst star wars movie ever, did everyone collectively forget about the prequels?
Buddy, it's not even the worst star wars movie ever, did everyone collectively forget about the prequels?
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They're a requirement
February 5, 2026 at 2:00 PM
They're a requirement
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Will check later in the morning; fire away
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Will check later in the morning; fire away
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
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It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
February 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Segata Sanshiro!
I wanna own that friggin shark at some point
February 3, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I wanna own that friggin shark at some point
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The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
February 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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jk rowling has objectively endangered more cis women than all trans people combined ever have
February 2, 2026 at 6:15 PM
jk rowling has objectively endangered more cis women than all trans people combined ever have
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Transphobia is for pedos.
February 2, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Transphobia is for pedos.