Kee The Drummer From Fife
@drummerfromfife.bsky.social
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Goofy spiritual atheist who loves music, home media & Cartoon Network. Loud nonsense speaker. Self-proclaimed "Tom and Jerry Guy". 30+ year Sonic loyalist. Former HP fan. LGBTQ supporter. My wife is the funniest person alive and the bane of my existence...
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When I typed it, I laughed myself into hysterics for 10 minutes. I had to keep quiet to not wake the wife. Now my face hurts and I feel like I'm gonna die. I offer no context. You'll have to go find it.
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This is just how I remember Dragon Ball Z. If anything, this is DBZ Abridged Abridged Abridged. If you wanna experience the show doggy-style, now yous can!!

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COLOUR television? I don't see it. I don't think it'll ever take off...
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I say let the hob heat up as you crack the eggs into the pan and do a little pre-mix. Stick to the 30/10 formula, keep mixing at all times and feel free to experiment with the rest, see what improves the mix for you...
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30/10 constantly for 3 and half minutes. 30 on, 10 off, rinse and repeat. I don't add milk but I suppose there is always room for experimentation. You never know works until you know...
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George Carlin's daughter is the same. Every week a new AI channel pops up spewing AI pieces with George's voice and it pisses her off majorly. It's gross just hearing even a few seconds of it...
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Just fly over the UK, parachute down and work your way along until you see me in the wild. You'll be fine!!!!!
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Don't go to England, you gotta go further north to those weirdos who wear the skirts, play the loud irritating musical instruments who also eat sheep lungs!!
a cartoon character is playing a bagpipe on a path
ALT: a cartoon character is playing a bagpipe on a path
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I have to pull myself away from an 8 hour Saltydkdan VOD to watch another vampire movie. Bring on that hot lesbian scene!!
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Either way, I'm in. Mac and the wife can chat about dorky shit and we can just watch some old cartoons from back before either of you existed!!
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If you're near Fife, you'll need to keep traveling to Edinburgh where I actually do reside. The username is a lie 🤣
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I know it's meant to be a Venom parody and it's probably the Cartoon Network junkie in me but when I see this, my first thought goes to when Billy wears Nergal Jr as a pair of magical pants to cheat the Presidential Fitness Test...
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Woody caught a glimpse at Buzz's strange thing and they wrote a song about it...
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I don't do the creme fraiche, a bit too fatty for my stomach and I figure the butter amounts are flexible. Depends on how creamy you want the eggs to be. As long as I stick to the "30 on 10 off" formula, we can experiment with the rest!!
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30 seconds on the high heat hob, 10 seconds off, stirring constantly, add a spoonful of butter every minute or so. Cook for three and a half minutes until it begins to sizzle. I saw Gordon Ramsay cook eggs on YouTube and as a sucker for scrambled eggs, I took as many mental notes as I could...
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Did Bela Lugosi ever make a movie post-Dracula where he's a lead and he doesn't die before the credits roll?
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It's very common at the minute. They'll ask you to talk to them on Discord. They'll send you a link to a fake login page at which point they steal your details and your account goes bye bye. It's a lot of nonsense that unfortunately some people fall for...
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Brownies. People often say mixing weed into those chocolate blocks is a good way to spend a Friday night. I don't even need the grass to enjoy myself. Just give me a tray of fresh brownies and I'm a happy Bugs Bunny 😁
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What are your food "simple pleasures"?

For me, it's opening a fresh, brand new jar of peanut butter. What about you?
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Oh my God, those are so good!! 🤣