bobby_hill_real
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
they yell at me loud enough i'm gonna make it DESSERT hummus pasta. mmm brownie batter flavor
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
they yell at me loud enough i'm gonna make it DESSERT hummus pasta. mmm brownie batter flavor
Is that the guy they based Paulie Walnuts on
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Is that the guy they based Paulie Walnuts on
dunno about the lollipop thing but the propeller beanie's origins are p easy to figure out (short answer: went from a sci-fi con to the original Beany & Cecil kid's show) todayinsci.com/Events/Paten...
History of the Propeller Beanie and The Ultimate Propeller-Head - Origin of this Geek Icon and an Unusual Patent
todayinsci.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
dunno about the lollipop thing but the propeller beanie's origins are p easy to figure out (short answer: went from a sci-fi con to the original Beany & Cecil kid's show) todayinsci.com/Events/Paten...
i mean i'm not what i'd call an RP account but sometimes it's fun to imagine these posts in that voice, I will admit
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i mean i'm not what i'd call an RP account but sometimes it's fun to imagine these posts in that voice, I will admit
ok so i misremembered what the thread was about to a degree, it was specifically about trans-related stuff, and it's on a friend's FB wall + not public so i can't directly link it, but i asked and she said it was ok to share ( src @ogtolkienista.bsky.social )
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
ok so i misremembered what the thread was about to a degree, it was specifically about trans-related stuff, and it's on a friend's FB wall + not public so i can't directly link it, but i asked and she said it was ok to share ( src @ogtolkienista.bsky.social )
tempted to go looking for a post I saw once that explored what various Modern Ideas would be called in elvish bc I'm absolutely sure pussy was one of the words they translated
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
tempted to go looking for a post I saw once that explored what various Modern Ideas would be called in elvish bc I'm absolutely sure pussy was one of the words they translated
unless I've greatly misunderstood the plot summaries I've seen, the Death Note guy only goes after "criminals" so most billionaires go unscathed :(
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
unless I've greatly misunderstood the plot summaries I've seen, the Death Note guy only goes after "criminals" so most billionaires go unscathed :(
(the joke is the "dill wholes" part, right? hopefully that was what you were going for)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
(the joke is the "dill wholes" part, right? hopefully that was what you were going for)
in a similar vein
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
in a similar vein
Emmy, Brammy, Oscar, Ony
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Emmy, Brammy, Oscar, Ony
That or fucking do it already and stop threatening to do it. Run a delivery service as efficient as the post office goes for zero profit. Also let's see you produce some unicorns and turn water into wine while you're at it
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
That or fucking do it already and stop threatening to do it. Run a delivery service as efficient as the post office goes for zero profit. Also let's see you produce some unicorns and turn water into wine while you're at it
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
Is 3x Zeus's wrath *enough* wrath tho
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is 3x Zeus's wrath *enough* wrath tho
yeah good fuckin luck providing the same coverage as USPS does without charging an arm and a leg
and/or without *catastrophic* mistreatment and underpaying of yr delivery drivers
and/or without *catastrophic* mistreatment and underpaying of yr delivery drivers
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
yeah good fuckin luck providing the same coverage as USPS does without charging an arm and a leg
and/or without *catastrophic* mistreatment and underpaying of yr delivery drivers
and/or without *catastrophic* mistreatment and underpaying of yr delivery drivers
in a pinch u can use it to saute stuff too and i've heard of people making such as cheesecakes in theirs?????
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
in a pinch u can use it to saute stuff too and i've heard of people making such as cheesecakes in theirs?????
currently kind of going thru this as my place has roots thru the drainpipes so i cant use the sink + similar can't use oven/range because of leaks; fortunately i have a Instant Pot which can make real nice soups/rice and bean dishes/steam vegetables and i can go next door for washing up
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
currently kind of going thru this as my place has roots thru the drainpipes so i cant use the sink + similar can't use oven/range because of leaks; fortunately i have a Instant Pot which can make real nice soups/rice and bean dishes/steam vegetables and i can go next door for washing up
Don't forget domestic abuser and rapist
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Don't forget domestic abuser and rapist
what if will smith was made of paper though
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
what if will smith was made of paper though
more like gross tumley
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
more like gross tumley
the blue man group has never sang *any* song, that's like the #2 or #3 most noticable thing about them. Jeez
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
the blue man group has never sang *any* song, that's like the #2 or #3 most noticable thing about them. Jeez
gosh i wonder why that might be
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
gosh i wonder why that might be
what phase is the moon in
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM
what phase is the moon in