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bobby_hill_real
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internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices

ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
they yell at me loud enough i'm gonna make it DESSERT hummus pasta. mmm brownie batter flavor
December 9, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Is that the guy they based Paulie Walnuts on
December 9, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Ok but: corn
December 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
dunno about the lollipop thing but the propeller beanie's origins are p easy to figure out (short answer: went from a sci-fi con to the original Beany & Cecil kid's show) todayinsci.com/Events/Paten...
History of the Propeller Beanie and The Ultimate Propeller-Head - Origin of this Geek Icon and an Unusual Patent
todayinsci.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
i mean i'm not what i'd call an RP account but sometimes it's fun to imagine these posts in that voice, I will admit
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
ok so i misremembered what the thread was about to a degree, it was specifically about trans-related stuff, and it's on a friend's FB wall + not public so i can't directly link it, but i asked and she said it was ok to share ( src @ogtolkienista.bsky.social )
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
tempted to go looking for a post I saw once that explored what various Modern Ideas would be called in elvish bc I'm absolutely sure pussy was one of the words they translated
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
unless I've greatly misunderstood the plot summaries I've seen, the Death Note guy only goes after "criminals" so most billionaires go unscathed :(
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
(the joke is the "dill wholes" part, right? hopefully that was what you were going for)
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
in a similar vein
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Emmy, Brammy, Oscar, Ony
December 6, 2025 at 8:52 AM
That or fucking do it already and stop threatening to do it. Run a delivery service as efficient as the post office goes for zero profit. Also let's see you produce some unicorns and turn water into wine while you're at it
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
December 5, 2025 at 4:54 AM
jeff the USPS doesn't need your dumb ass to operate, stop saying that it does in the shitty newspaper you bought
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Is 3x Zeus's wrath *enough* wrath tho
December 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
yeah good fuckin luck providing the same coverage as USPS does without charging an arm and a leg

and/or without *catastrophic* mistreatment and underpaying of yr delivery drivers
December 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
in a pinch u can use it to saute stuff too and i've heard of people making such as cheesecakes in theirs?????
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
currently kind of going thru this as my place has roots thru the drainpipes so i cant use the sink + similar can't use oven/range because of leaks; fortunately i have a Instant Pot which can make real nice soups/rice and bean dishes/steam vegetables and i can go next door for washing up
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Don't forget domestic abuser and rapist
December 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
what if will smith was made of paper though
December 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
more like gross tumley
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the blue man group has never sang *any* song, that's like the #2 or #3 most noticable thing about them. Jeez
December 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
gosh i wonder why that might be
December 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
what phase is the moon in
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 AM