bobby_hill_real
@trashmuppet.bsky.social
internet curmudgeon/AI despiser/video game enthusiast/silly voices
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
ask me about choose your own adventure-type gamebooks
sometimes i stream on twitch (trash_muppet)
he/him
visit my booth at space ghost con 97
three hams will thrill me
Post a banger that isn't in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...
February 10, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Post a banger that isn't in English
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldaa...
so are we supposed to make friends with the people close to us on that bsky map thing or are we supposed to fight each other, how does this work
February 9, 2026 at 6:45 AM
so are we supposed to make friends with the people close to us on that bsky map thing or are we supposed to fight each other, how does this work
make some peanut butter candies with healthy mushroom extract in them, call them reishi's pieces
February 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
make some peanut butter candies with healthy mushroom extract in them, call them reishi's pieces
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A joint piece by @zevshalev.bsky.social and I, and something not be reported on by the media. A child's journal that records abuse at the hands of a long unredacted list of well-known men.
#EpsteinFiles
ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...
#EpsteinFiles
ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...
Decoding an Unknown Survivor's Journal
Trigger Warning: discussion of sexual abuse of a minor and child loss
ellieleonard.substack.com
February 8, 2026 at 3:59 AM
A joint piece by @zevshalev.bsky.social and I, and something not be reported on by the media. A child's journal that records abuse at the hands of a long unredacted list of well-known men.
#EpsteinFiles
ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...
#EpsteinFiles
ellieleonard.substack.com/p/decoding-a...
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I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
February 3, 2026 at 7:18 PM
I love all genders🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.
Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?
yay!!
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
Clues by Sam
A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!
cluesbysam.com
February 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
yay!!
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Feb 1st 2026 (Hard), in less than 9 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm glad I found an old screenshot I took of this top ten all time tweet
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Not sure if everyone knows this but Cypress Hill and The London Symphony Orchestra made that Simpsons joke a reality a little while ago
Cypress Hill, London Symphony Orchestra - Insane In The Brain (Live)
YouTube video by CypressHillVEVO
youtu.be
January 31, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Not sure if everyone knows this but Cypress Hill and The London Symphony Orchestra made that Simpsons joke a reality a little while ago
personal to Greg Bovino:
January 26, 2026 at 11:06 PM
personal to Greg Bovino:
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HELL'S PARADISE SEASON 2 HAS STARTED OMG
January 18, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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Black Panthers have the right idea
January 15, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Black Panthers have the right idea
heard you was talkin shit
January 12, 2026 at 6:58 PM
heard you was talkin shit
"he spent 100 million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. which i assume worked, because i had a tomato yesterday, and i'm not in jail, am i."
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 11:50 AM
"he spent 100 million dollars on a campaign to legalize tomatoes. which i assume worked, because i had a tomato yesterday, and i'm not in jail, am i."
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
-Mr. Show, S2E5, If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
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I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
January 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I was reading an article about the cancellation of food aid to Minnesota, and it reminded me of a story about my dad. He was a vet, an organizer and very deeply involved in his church. And one day he stood up and asked a question: “what the f*ck’s the point of having a church?”
Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"
January 9, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Google why the fuck are you like this. Show the results that have all of the search terms in them first, you fucking garbage. who on gods grey earth searches for three terms but actually only wants two of them. "No you're right, Google, the truck part wasn't really necessary, just show me whatev"
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"do you think they will have the Dilberito in heaven" scott adams wonders aloud to himself
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"do you think they will have the Dilberito in heaven" scott adams wonders aloud to himself
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
Reposted by bobby_hill_real
in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
January 3, 2026 at 4:59 PM
in light of recent events i’m altering my new year’s resolution
I would like several "important people" to die right now, please
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I would like several "important people" to die right now, please
initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well
January 2, 2026 at 7:20 AM
initially misremembered moribund as meaning "really sad" and I was like "sounds about right" but one google later and, well, I guess it still sounds about right but that does *not* bode well
today I am 7^2 years old
hooray for Special Math B'days
hooray for Special Math B'days
December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
today I am 7^2 years old
hooray for Special Math B'days
hooray for Special Math B'days