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impormable.bsky.social
sappho marx
@impormable.bsky.social
pinball princess of the trans fernando valley

there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
neither history nor meme
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 PM
new summoning salt day is a holiday around these parts. I especially love when he does punch out videos because it's one he's held the record in before so he *really* knows his shit

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3o...
Mike Tyson: The Quest For 1:59
YouTube video by Summoning Salt
www.youtube.com
December 11, 2025 at 10:06 AM
whenever I see teens out in the daytime I'm like "why aren't you in class" as though I didn't cut class like all the time
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 AM
seems like a good watch
December 11, 2025 at 9:34 AM
one of the weird things that happens at my job with some frequency is people telling me that they regret having kids. like maybe once a week someone will just sigh and tell me, unprompted, that they wish they had never had children. this never happened at the arclight
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
hey I just got a couple free toys from work. I'm happy to mail either or both of these to whoever wants them, just venmo me for shipping. DM me if you're shy or just reply if you don't mind people knowing that you're gonna masturbate
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
nancy bates... call me
December 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
so is it the wife's job to make him a better man, or is god saying your wife is better at being a man than you? either way, god's kind of a jerk
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Listen Ana! The @tmbgofficial collabo t-shirt sold out fast but you can pre-order here with new ones s'posed be shipping out later this week! tmbgshop.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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No AI videos I've seen offend and upset me as much as fake funny animal videos. Real animals are infinite entertainment machines placed on Earth by God to make us smile, and you're wasting resources on this? Point a camera at a dog and throw a ball. It could not be any simpler you fucking ding dongs
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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I really love how every tech company arcs from “I built this in my garage and it changed the world” to “We spent twelve billion dollars building this and it fucking sucks.”
December 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
a great game overall, and in the running for "best first hour of a video game ever made"
Replaying Prey (2017) for the first time in a few years and I would just like to remind everyone, yet again, that this game rules.
December 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
finally a game about me, the tennis spectator
Mezase! Top Player - Tennis Tennis 2 // Softec // PC-98
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
can't believe nobody wants in on this
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
everyone knows that the gilligan's island castaways each represent one of the seven deadly sins, just like how the kids from eight is enough are the beatitudes
December 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
more mcqueen and dooley? it's a christmas miracle
December 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
This is the hardest I'm gonna laugh today
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
marvel snap post: I'm undefeated in conquest mode with chamber and man-spider. ideally you want use peni or electro to cheat man-spider on turn 4, then absorbing man on 5 and taskmaster on 6. but even without hitting the jackpot, you're able to put big numbers on the board in unpredictable places
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Sneaky Pete Kleinow, steel player for the Flying Burrito Brothers and composer of the famous Gumby theme music, delivers one of the greatest steel guitar solos in music history here:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnk_...
Frank Zappa – "It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal" (extended edit)
YouTube video by nailheadparty
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:13 AM
December 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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death to spotify
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Dang it, Bobby, the only "pro shippers" I'm interested in are the brave men and women of the United States Navy, and to a lesser extent, the Coast Guard
February 18, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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if you ever see me running down the street yelling "galoot! galoot!" it's because i'm looking for my escaped galoot
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM