sappho marx
@impormable.bsky.social
pinball princess of the trans fernando valley
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
there is no courthouse here and no window. no bricks are thrown.
who is robin hood
I'll take famous jennifers for $800
I'll take famous jennifers for $800
January 27, 2026 at 12:40 PM
who is robin hood
I'll take famous jennifers for $800
I'll take famous jennifers for $800
did you see andy kindler's doing macbeth at the theatricum botanicum? he's a revelation. when I saw him do the tomorrow and tomorrow and a third thing speech, I was breathless
January 27, 2026 at 12:23 PM
did you see andy kindler's doing macbeth at the theatricum botanicum? he's a revelation. when I saw him do the tomorrow and tomorrow and a third thing speech, I was breathless
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just reading all your little posts, don't mind me
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 AM
just reading all your little posts, don't mind me
we burgulate any stealing of this property, and we're damn good too. but you can't be any geek off the street - gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean. earn your keep. BURGULATOOOOOOOORS
mount up
mount up
January 27, 2026 at 9:37 AM
we burgulate any stealing of this property, and we're damn good too. but you can't be any geek off the street - gotta be handy with the steel, if you know what I mean. earn your keep. BURGULATOOOOOOOORS
mount up
mount up
me when a foxy babe walks by: cha cha's choo choo!
cha cha's choo choo, 12th street, albuquerque, new mexico, 1979
January 27, 2026 at 5:47 AM
me when a foxy babe walks by: cha cha's choo choo!
my favorite mst3k character
January 27, 2026 at 5:22 AM
my favorite mst3k character
nobody tops a joke like jules
January 27, 2026 at 4:23 AM
nobody tops a joke like jules
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cum is just piss with a job
March 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
cum is just piss with a job
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if you've ever fantasized about me showering, just know that I mostly just spend my time in there writing song parodies
June 15, 2024 at 9:05 PM
if you've ever fantasized about me showering, just know that I mostly just spend my time in there writing song parodies
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also in 9th grade, my friend kathryn let me borrow a porno movie that I thought was called "space fuckers vol. 11" and it was just a bunch of blowjob scenes on planet earth and I realized afterward that it was "face fuckers vol. 11"
August 12, 2024 at 12:22 AM
also in 9th grade, my friend kathryn let me borrow a porno movie that I thought was called "space fuckers vol. 11" and it was just a bunch of blowjob scenes on planet earth and I realized afterward that it was "face fuckers vol. 11"
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working on some Bovino jokes, i'll try to keep them short
January 27, 2026 at 12:56 AM
working on some Bovino jokes, i'll try to keep them short
gonna watch the first set of sabalenka vs jovic before I head into work
January 27, 2026 at 12:38 AM
gonna watch the first set of sabalenka vs jovic before I head into work
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having a good laugh about a porno guy being named "jon galt"
February 21, 2024 at 1:25 PM
having a good laugh about a porno guy being named "jon galt"
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
the elevated horror of selling out to a food delivery app
Yorgos Lanthimos, advertiser, is heading to the Super Bowl
Yorgos Lanthimos, advertiser, is heading to the Super Bowl
www.avclub.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 AM
the elevated horror of selling out to a food delivery app
the only thing ocarina of time fans and I are aligned on is that the bombchu bowling girl can stone cold get it
January 26, 2026 at 11:43 PM
the only thing ocarina of time fans and I are aligned on is that the bombchu bowling girl can stone cold get it
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Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it
the president goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I've got two pieces of bad news. first, you've got cancer. second, you've got alzheimer's." the president goes "well, at least I don't have cancer"
![Ben Terris
@bterris
X.com
"[My father] had one problem," Trump said. "
He started getting, what do they call it?" He pointed to his forehead and looked to his press secretary for the word that escaped him.
"Alzheimer's," Leavitt said.
"Like an Alzheimer's thing," Trump said. "Well, I don't have it."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:drfb2pdjlnsqkfgsoellcahm/bafkreiddfjrkrizv6r5szmevc7gl3bgwmcoub2i7ondb7cpnnqslhsjtvi@jpeg)
January 26, 2026 at 9:10 PM
the president goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I've got two pieces of bad news. first, you've got cancer. second, you've got alzheimer's." the president goes "well, at least I don't have cancer"
you and me both, garf
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
you and me both, garf
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hot milfs in your area are telling their friends about your job and getting almost every detail wrong
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 PM
hot milfs in your area are telling their friends about your job and getting almost every detail wrong
I do like the verisimilitude of a bot misspelling and correcting
January 26, 2026 at 11:27 AM
I do like the verisimilitude of a bot misspelling and correcting