jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi
he/they idk
he/they idk
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seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?
the answer: yes.
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I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I like you as a friend, Charlie Brown
babe, have i told you lately that you're Coated with the Goat Sauce?
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 AM
babe, have i told you lately that you're Coated with the Goat Sauce?
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“Free, from the air”
Presents from the sky are everywhere if you look hard enough
Presents from the sky are everywhere if you look hard enough
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Free, from the air”
Presents from the sky are everywhere if you look hard enough
Presents from the sky are everywhere if you look hard enough
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tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
tfw you’re fucking the lasagna man for lasagna
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ivan ooze [explicit]
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
ivan ooze [explicit]
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Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Did You Know: the keypads in Half-Life 1 don't have speakers? Barney just makes that boop noise with his mouth.
today i got to put a little cardboard cat house together, complete with a chimney and everything.
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 AM
today i got to put a little cardboard cat house together, complete with a chimney and everything.
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A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY
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any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
any time i see someone interacting with chatgpt
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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@impormable.bsky.social i feel like i'm being clowned on specifically.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
@impormable.bsky.social i feel like i'm being clowned on specifically.
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the ai nonsense is so bad that it's gotten to the point where i miss the enefft grift.
May 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
the ai nonsense is so bad that it's gotten to the point where i miss the enefft grift.
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
i will never have a star wars films ranking. this, i promise to you dear reader.
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i will never have a star wars films ranking. this, i promise to you dear reader.
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"not today, satan" is such a funny phrase. "maybe tomorrow, satan." "when i have less of a support structure around me, try again then, satan"
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
"not today, satan" is such a funny phrase. "maybe tomorrow, satan." "when i have less of a support structure around me, try again then, satan"
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"Still Life with Massive Explosion (Bud)", oil on panel, 8x10", 2020-2023- $600(Cdn), on sale to residents of Canada, the UK & EU for $450(Cdn). #art
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Still Life with Massive Explosion (Bud)", oil on panel, 8x10", 2020-2023- $600(Cdn), on sale to residents of Canada, the UK & EU for $450(Cdn). #art
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.
November 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Since I don’t want to steal credit from my friend Charlie Pellett, I do want to point out that he is the one that says “Stand clear of the closing doors, please.” I’m the voice that you were hear in the numbered line stations telling you how long before your train arrives.
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One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.
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Gonna buy myself this cool sweatshirt.
November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gonna buy myself this cool sweatshirt.
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this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
November 24, 2025 at 2:31 AM
this is who i expect to show up when i need Gravy Information.
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i fucking love baltimore
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
i fucking love baltimore
it is his time once again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
it is his time once again.