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jules
@bonesnotncluded.bsky.social
just jules / mexican american 🇲🇽 / 30's / bi

any pronouns are fine.
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seeing marge with piccolo's cape reminded me that last year i answered the big question plaguing my generation:

would mavis beacon in the piccolo fit go hard?

the answer: yes.
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i hope everyone stops being 12. come be 30 with me
January 19, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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when I saw Shin Godzilla in theaters, and Godzilla was introduced, a guy in my showing looked confused, took out his phone, and searched for “Godzilla.”
December 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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From @comictropes.bsky.social’s Twitter
January 19, 2026 at 6:13 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
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i do not endorse the works of Sutter Cane but you gotta admit he makes a mean chicken finger.
October 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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to me that is just a Latina. Latinas have internet too, you know.
Like everyone else I was skeptical of the 'Mind Control Latina' Hypnotizing The Internet With Orbology at first, but I watched a couple videos, a bit by the way, for like 1 second too long and I submit.
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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The thing about tea is, once you've tried gongfu-style brewing, you never go back to Western
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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so is there a slightly smaller version of this guy, or is he regular size and the small one just isn't in the frame
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 AM
January 19, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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sega geenasis... do you like knuckles' chaotix
December 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
man, saw everyone losing their shit on the tl and thought maybe It finally Happened but it's just sports lmao.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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Sometimes he just stares at the water for several minutes at a time
January 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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being a tender queer, in that i am deploying queer theory to specifically obtain as many chicken tenders as possible
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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MUGENs allow people to explore little-known MK side characters, like Too Much Eye Contact Sub-Zero.
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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katamari nanancy
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 18,1951
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
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Green Goblin: I am transgender.

New York Cab Driver: Oh fuck it's da Green Goblin!!!

Spider-Man: (Thinking about how he's gonna have to come up with battle quips that are irreverent but not transphobic now) God damn it.
November 13, 2024 at 1:49 PM
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"come with your kids, leave with your kids. that's the EU difference!"
January 18, 2026 at 9:18 PM
January 18, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development
January 18, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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welcome to putting pretzels on my cat. today we will be putting 3 pretzels on my cat's foot at which point he will become distracted and knock all the pretzels off
January 18, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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simping for tops has been around since time immemorial
January 17, 2026 at 11:14 PM