My New Year’s Eve offering to the world

Back on this bitch

Life is worth living again

I love having 18 followers. It’s like who is she even talking to?

Insane

Throwing ass to the Weather Channel soundtrack

Why do you own crypto. you should be milking a cow

What are bluesky posts called

Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged

Imagine betting your bottom dollar

Bringing my drafted tweets over this way

elon you woke ass sumbitch piece of sheit me & the boys challange you to a good old fashioned niagara falls barrel race— lets get fuckin wet

Flower posting

Tweeting here

How do you spell vasectomy