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Traveler of the Stars
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Don't let your husband see this. (This is for true Chops Sensei fans only🙂‍↕️)
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
You waited out the DK drought with episodes like "Destination DKU: Willow Woods," but now, to strike while the DK iron is hot, you can do the often requested episodes like, "Destination DKU: The Divide" and "Character Witness: Professor Chops!"
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well deserved! Like the Donkey Kong IP itself, I'm sure DK Vine/the Kongversation will continue to grow throughout the Switch 2'a life. Super excited to see where you (and DK) go next! I'll continue to happily listen ^-^ I love you and the show, Hyle <3
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Glad these are out now, but I'm sure the delay in these certainly didn't help what I'm guessing are smaller sales for the game. Have to wonder how well Replaylee and Playtonic themselves are doing.
December 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I have a soft spot for Barrel Blast. ...even if I sold it off as a kid because Mario Kart Wii was far better to me. (I'm sorry, Hyle.)
December 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My new thinking is that we'll get statues for a year or so. Splatoon/Animal Crossing get ongoing content (as will Mario Kart, I'm sure), so these statues to give Bananza/DK fans consistent dosages of fanservice seems like a smart way to keep retention! I'm sure you'll discuss it more on the episode
December 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
See, my baseline assumption was that every remaining Layer would get a wave before the new statues end, but given we *still* haven't gotten to Zebra, maybe it'll go longer than I thought? I assumed there'd be one more DK Island wave to mark the end

(But I'd love more! C'mon Mole Miner Max...🤞)
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Returns' wave seems pretty obviously poised to be Professor Chops and Tiki Tong! (Forest Layer seems likely?)

A bit sad Squiddicus got overlooked, but I suppose that was more of a long-shot. The Kremling Krew got statues for their baddies, so it makes sense that there'd be a Tucks statue🙂‍↕️
December 16, 2025 at 1:03 PM
LOL, that name😂 That gave me a laugh. If the Kremlings and the Snowmads ever teamed up, K. Rool should wear a Santa disguise and *that* can be his name

...or Nintendo makes holiday specials and K. Rool is a phoney Santa by that name

...or Nintendo just makes an official K. Rool yule log
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Also, @dkvine.com and @altermentality.bsky.social, would you buy a life-size replica of this if Nintendo made one? Fire hazard and your partners' worries be damned? (This may be rhetorical)
December 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
At least you can always rely on K. Rool to make you smile! (Just look at Diddy here—that's you)
December 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Nintendo spent thousands of dollars in order to get K. Rool's jiggle physics just right, and I'd say that was money *well* spent. You can feel the love from Nintendo. He's in good hands.

Bravo, Vince
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This gave me a chuckle, Hyle
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Squitter has a charismatic smile and cool-ass sneakers, so he gets a pass. Still, if I saw him in real life, he'd probably be the animal buddy I'd be the most uncomfortable around... it's not his fault, though!

#NotAllSpiders
December 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
December 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If a "big spider" was crawling on my blanket, I would've killed that thing faster than Void's lights got punched out. I f-ing hate spiders😣
December 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also, I know they're called "Oinks," but the idea of Nintendo calling the species as a whole "Professor Chops" is tickling me pink (literally, in this case)
December 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My DS and Wii era bias (where I was introduced to DK through Mario before Returns and Jungle Climber) may come into play here, but I am *personally* fine with it. Rare already showed there were multiple of the same species, so as long as Nintendo has a *the* Rambi and a *the* Squawks, I don't mind.
December 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I think it's the funniest Paper Mario game and probably one of the funniest games in general! I also love the game's music and artstyle. I, too, am really sad it'll likely stay on the Wii U in perpetuity.
December 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Snake Bananza official artwork, finally!
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Courtney backing up Color Splash in the year 2025... I *knew* I liked you for a reason🥹
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
My man🤝 I think it'd be cool to have a character have a legitimate pairing with an animal buddy (sort of like your K. Rool and Screech headcanon). And, with Tawks actually being a speaking animal, it will prevent posh Rambi for a few more years😉
December 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ack—my apologies! So much DK news and news articles, I can't keep up. Guess why *you* are the self-proclaimed "Donkey Kong Daddy™" and I'm not!
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 PM