finally we have an answer to the long-standing question, "are games art?" no, they are gambling toys for babies and philistines

I played 2/3ds of that game, made this clip, sent it to all the Metroid die hards in my life, and never touched that shit again lol

Which they're allowed to do, I'm just also allowed to say fuck off for it.

But like, we all know what sludge Valve allows on its platform. We know Epic has no problem allowing AO rated games (which Horses never received far as anyone can tell) for Tim Sweeney's loser tech bro fetishes. This is just "we got the subjective ick and we're too chickenshit to admit it."

Is it a marketing tactic to time all of this restriction news with the game's release? Absolutely. Is it working? Maybe? Do I even have the stomach to try to play this game? Probably not!

Oh, does a *venture capitalist* have a good slogan? Surely they have the best interests of ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?!

They will have to pry V2 from my cold dead hands.