Trellis
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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
Well. Makes sense. Definitely Swedish and possibly professional
February 9, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Well. Makes sense. Definitely Swedish and possibly professional
It’s probably a bollocks story but imagine mid threesome looking up and
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It’s probably a bollocks story but imagine mid threesome looking up and
Fuck I’m tired. Thought it was Wednesday so missed half the rugger.
February 5, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Fuck I’m tired. Thought it was Wednesday so missed half the rugger.
La Cartland was more demure
February 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
La Cartland was more demure
This appalling photo shoot took place at Camfield place. Former home of La Barbara Cartland.
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
This appalling photo shoot took place at Camfield place. Former home of La Barbara Cartland.
Narrator: “and yet, somehow, it was not”
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Narrator: “and yet, somehow, it was not”
This photo is really a hostage to fortune. And photoshop
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
This photo is really a hostage to fortune. And photoshop
The “locked office, bottle of brandy and a loaded revolver” option has been denied him. Since “someone” called the police and flagged his mental health and got his gun license revoked… wonder who?
January 31, 2026 at 8:32 AM
The “locked office, bottle of brandy and a loaded revolver” option has been denied him. Since “someone” called the police and flagged his mental health and got his gun license revoked… wonder who?
I’ve always said Microsoft’s anti-virus programs were rubbish
January 30, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I’ve always said Microsoft’s anti-virus programs were rubbish
Stepped away from laptop for five minutes.
Bastard fucking thing has gone rogue
Bastard fucking thing has gone rogue
January 30, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Stepped away from laptop for five minutes.
Bastard fucking thing has gone rogue
Bastard fucking thing has gone rogue
Suspended. But not well hung.
January 29, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Suspended. But not well hung.
Home alone. Fire lit. Perfect evening
January 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Home alone. Fire lit. Perfect evening
Ben Daniels run of form in the last 5 years has been top notch.
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Ben Daniels run of form in the last 5 years has been top notch.
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
From the Beano annual. Could be useful in times ahead
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
From the Beano annual. Could be useful in times ahead
Me on New Year’s Eve vs me on New Year’s Day
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me on New Year’s Eve vs me on New Year’s Day
First attempt at pea & ham soup. Or “Kermit Soup” as I’ve rechristened it.
December 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
First attempt at pea & ham soup. Or “Kermit Soup” as I’ve rechristened it.