Trellis
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If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
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I've seen this, so now you have to. Them's the rules.
And I used the last of the eye bleach. Sorry.
And I used the last of the eye bleach. Sorry.
January 22, 2026 at 5:56 PM
I've seen this, so now you have to. Them's the rules.
And I used the last of the eye bleach. Sorry.
And I used the last of the eye bleach. Sorry.
NatWest Glory Hole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Shock as bar added then removed from Ilkeston's 'NatWest hole'
Mock reviews had seen the hole ranked as a town's top attraction before the bar was added.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 20, 2026 at 6:25 PM
NatWest Glory Hole?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
My wife is doing yoga.
I am eating mini cheddars with smoked hummus.
Both of us are very happy
I am eating mini cheddars with smoked hummus.
Both of us are very happy
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My wife is doing yoga.
I am eating mini cheddars with smoked hummus.
Both of us are very happy
I am eating mini cheddars with smoked hummus.
Both of us are very happy
Accidentally fell into a Fortnums tin with dark chocolate covered coffee beans. And ginger.
The latter should be classified as Class A it’s so addictive
The latter should be classified as Class A it’s so addictive
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Accidentally fell into a Fortnums tin with dark chocolate covered coffee beans. And ginger.
The latter should be classified as Class A it’s so addictive
The latter should be classified as Class A it’s so addictive
Episode 1 of 7 dials done. 8/10. Looking forward to remainder
January 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Episode 1 of 7 dials done. 8/10. Looking forward to remainder
Wait. They’ve remade Kind Hearts and Coronets?
Retitled as “How to Make a Killing”
Pffft urgh. Arghhh. Humbug.
Retitled as “How to Make a Killing”
Pffft urgh. Arghhh. Humbug.
January 16, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Wait. They’ve remade Kind Hearts and Coronets?
Retitled as “How to Make a Killing”
Pffft urgh. Arghhh. Humbug.
Retitled as “How to Make a Killing”
Pffft urgh. Arghhh. Humbug.
Hygiene ratings shouldn't apply to Michelin restaurants, says food critic
Nice to see Giles Coren’s still spouting bollocks.
Nice to see Giles Coren’s still spouting bollocks.
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Hygiene ratings shouldn't apply to Michelin restaurants, says food critic
Nice to see Giles Coren’s still spouting bollocks.
Nice to see Giles Coren’s still spouting bollocks.
And just 10 minutes of Paul W S Anderson latest ai slop fest. Dave Bautista deserves better
January 10, 2026 at 9:28 PM
And just 10 minutes of Paul W S Anderson latest ai slop fest. Dave Bautista deserves better
Watching the new Running Man.
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Watching the new Running Man.
First day back at work done
a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd .
ALT: a group of women are making funny faces in a crowd .
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
First day back at work done
Twas the night before going back to work,
And unfortunately not a single brain cell is stirring.
And unfortunately not a single brain cell is stirring.
January 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Twas the night before going back to work,
And unfortunately not a single brain cell is stirring.
And unfortunately not a single brain cell is stirring.
Ben Daniels run of form in the last 5 years has been top notch.
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Ben Daniels run of form in the last 5 years has been top notch.
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
Effortless class uplifting each series he’s been in
Nick Drake. Northern Sky. Each and every time.
Sunday blues. What song makes you cry?
On my list of songs that always make me cry, along with famous blue raincoat by Leonard Cohen, San Diego serenade by Tom waits and into my arms by nick cave 😭
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Nick Drake. Northern Sky. Each and every time.
From the Beano annual. Could be useful in times ahead
January 1, 2026 at 11:54 AM
From the Beano annual. Could be useful in times ahead
New Year’s Eve. Friend from village has been and gone after supper and gingerbread house assembly. Current wife retired to bed and I’m up watching satisfyingly gory vampire series in front of the fire.
Perfect.
Perfect.
December 31, 2025 at 9:49 PM
New Year’s Eve. Friend from village has been and gone after supper and gingerbread house assembly. Current wife retired to bed and I’m up watching satisfyingly gory vampire series in front of the fire.
Perfect.
Perfect.
Me on New Year’s Eve vs me on New Year’s Day
December 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me on New Year’s Eve vs me on New Year’s Day
Death on the Nile. For the first time. Featuring cannibal sex pest and beautiful but talent free female lead. Yikes
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Death on the Nile. For the first time. Featuring cannibal sex pest and beautiful but talent free female lead. Yikes