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Trevor
@trevoralwan.bsky.social
I watch things and voice my opinions
I still put “2012” on my checks
January 1, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reposted by Trevor
My ring is bigger than Joyce Byers’
January 1, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I’m glad stranger things is over.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 AM
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Funniest part of elf is that the mail room guy is 26 years old
December 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Chat, is Papa John, hot?
December 19, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I wonder what percentage of hotdog sales end up being props in TikTok videos? Seems like this might be a decent percentage
December 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Slide by the Goo Goo Dolls is such a banger.
December 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I’m so glad Brooke has good taste in music
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Man, do I love The Cranberries
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m going to put mio in my bong water
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Rolling Papers by Wiz Khalifa still bangs
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tall people are always inconsiderate at concerts.
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When Joseph Gordon-Levitt is high on morphine after his surgery in the movie 50/50 and hits us with this comedic bomb shell line “I'm peeing right now," I absolutely lost my shit. I can’t believe Brooke slept through it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
It’s not safe to leave a bag of Twizzlers around me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I don’t know how we’re going to live if Mom-Tok falls apart.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy Honda days!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It should be illegal to make me watch 2 mins worth of ads to then cut back to the end credits. Just skip to the next episode, frick.
November 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Rosie : hint of blue
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Snakes on a Plane
2006 ‧ Horror/Action
4/5 fams
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“Kenan Thompson landing the plane is the best way they could have ended this movie”
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Season 4 of family guy is peak.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My homie Bill can get anyone to slob on his knob
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Papa John’s knows me by order.
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Edward Scissorhands
1990 ‧ Fantasy/Romance
3 fams & a skunk
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“He’s got scissors for hands, you can imagine how that poses a significant challenge in modern society”
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Ya’ll can keep your 6-7. I’ll be over here 69’ing
November 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Last Song
2010 ‧ Romance/Family
2/5 fams 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
“Real bummer tbh”
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM